[Albion] Oh **** right off!

[sparkie]

Eek

 

[JBizzle]

I just turned off the TV and sat in the spare room in a ragey silence

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

The missus called it as soon as White hoofed the ball skyward....and I just laughed when it went in.
Had to laugh at the inevitability of it really...couldn't get angry - its only a game.

 

[Barrow Boy]

Not got Sky so I was following the match on the Albion's app on my phone, into time added on, looked at the score on 93 mins and remarked to the wife that I was pissed off we hadn't won it . Put phone down and couple of minutes later it bleeps an update and I said ahh that must be full time, at least we got a point.........................................................FFS!!!! And their goal had been scored by 'Barn door' Benteke! threw my phone across the room (luckily it's in a case) stormed out of the room muttering "I don't f**king believe it" and sulked for the rest of the night, wife really helped matters by saying her usual comment "It's only a game".

 

[willalbion]

“Who the f*** gave them the ball with that overhead hoof ?”

Yeah when that happened I really did think they were going to score, terrible turnover in the middle of the park.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Today I saw my first palace top since the game, set my recovery back weeks

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Not got Sky so I was following the match on the Albion's app on my phone, into time added on, looked at the score on 93 mins and remarked to the wife that I was pissed off we hadn't won it . Put phone down and couple of minutes later it bleeps an update and I said ahh that must be full time, at least we got a point.........................................................FFS!!!! And their goal had been scored by 'Barn door' Benteke! threw my phone across the room (luckily it's in a case) stormed out of the room muttering "I don't f**king believe it" and sulked for the rest of the night, wife really helped matters by saying her usual comment "It's only a game".

I told my mrs not to even mention the game...

 

[Lincoln Imp]

"I'm going home."

 

[BN9 BHA]

Today I saw my first palace top since the game, set my recovery back weeks

If you saw someone wearing it in Seaford I would say no surprise, you are surrounded by them.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

The missus called it as soon as White hoofed the ball skyward....and I just laughed when it went in.
Had to laugh at the inevitability of it really...couldn't get angry - its only a game.

Not got Sky so I was following the match on the Albion's app on my phone, into time added on, looked at the score on 93 mins and remarked to the wife that I was pissed off we hadn't won it . Put phone down and couple of minutes later it bleeps an update and I said ahh that must be full time, at least we got a point.........................................................FFS!!!! And their goal had been scored by 'Barn door' Benteke! threw my phone across the room (luckily it's in a case) stormed out of the room muttering "I don't f**king believe it" and sulked for the rest of the night, wife really helped matters by saying her usual comment "It's only a game".

Are you two married to each other ?

 

[Whitley Bayster]

I knew it we;ve been mugged off by the jammy anti football firestarting cuntards.

 

[Washboard Didgets]

[SUB][/SUB]

Funniest thing I've read on here for ages! Still giggling as I'm writing this!

I had just taken a swig of tea when I read it, only just managed to avoid spraying my desk and computer in tea.

 

[Screaming J]

Not got Sky so I was following the match on the Albion's app on my phone, into time added on, looked at the score on 93 mins and remarked to the wife that I was pissed off we hadn't won it . Put phone down and couple of minutes later it bleeps an update and I said ahh that must be full time, at least we got a point.........................................................FFS!!!! And their goal had been scored by 'Barn door' Benteke! threw my phone across the room (luckily it's in a case) stormed out of the room muttering "I don't f**king believe it" and sulked for the rest of the night, wife really helped matters by saying her usual comment "It's only a game".

This is almost - word for word - what happened chez Screaming J!!

 

[Washboard Didgets]

I definitely uttered a "FFS" followed by "less than 45 seconds left, FFS"

Sat and fumed for a few minutes, then my wife insisted that I went out for a walk, to replicate the time I would have had queuing for train, walking back to car and driving home on a normal match day.

When I got home I watched a couple of episodes of The Thick Of It on iPlayer –– partly imagining Malcolm Tucker's expletive and threat laden rantings were directed at Roy/Benteke/Sky.
(If any budding YouTuber's are bored then I'm sure you could cut clips of The Thick Of It into the match highlights seamlessly).

 

[Dorset Seagull]

As the cross was about to come in I said “Here we go!”

 

[Giraffe]

I think it was "f&^%ing hell" x2. I then kicked out a dog door, which turned out to be a buffalo horn which, for once, I hit well and it struck the coffee table glass shelf with such force that it left a visible chip in it. A permanent reminder of THAT night. Great.

 

[Sir-Len]

Complete silence until the camera panned to the overjoyed, giggling face of Dobby lookalike Hodgson. F#*K OFF WOY were my next words at full volume.

 

[Giraffe]

I think it was "f&^%ing hell" x2. I then kicked out a dog door, which turned out to be a buffalo horn which, for once, I hit well and it struck the coffee table glass shelf with such force that it left a visible chip in it. A permanent reminder of THAT night. Great.

I then sat on the sofa, unable to move. Wife and children all went to bed. I vaguely recall mumbling I'll be up in a minute. Didn't move until 11.30pm. I felt like that bloke left behind in the stadium with the clapper over his face. Gutted.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Nothing. I sat in silence shaking my head.

 

[bobbab5]

Went straight on Facebook and posted "**** you Palace you c***s!",
childish I know.