For those of us who have a moral object to The Mail On Line.
I'll take the hit, so you don't have too:-
Ex-Crystal Palace footballer Neil Shipperley, 45, exposed himself and performed a sex act in front of a mother and her 16-year-old daughter as he sat in a white van
He's a big lad nowadays!
Although, in fairness:
Defending, Sarah O'Kane said: 'He accepts that he had his penis out but was not masturbating in the usual sense of the word.'
Although, in fairness:
Defending, Sarah O'Kane said: 'He accepts that he had his penis out but was not masturbating in the usual sense of the word.'
His defence should include the fact that it must be very difficult to tell what he may have been fiddling with below his belly. It's entirely plausible that he was attempting to salvage a rogue saveloy that he'd dropped while scoffing one of his thrice daily chippy teas.
5 game ban