[News] Oh my gawd. We are all going to die

[LlcoolJ]

I think they did ground mapping and some kind of dating test and found at least half a dozen distinct craters within each other and they seemed to blow quite regularly every few hundred thousand years.

We are apparently over due for the next one by some 20,000 years.

Did you read that in The Express?

https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/yellowstone_sub_page_49.html

 

[Cheshire Cat]

"In the beginning the Universe was created.

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.
The Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of the time they call The Coming of The Great White Handkerchief, are small blue creatures with more than fifty arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodorant before the wheel.
However, the Great Green Arkleseizure Theory is not widely accepted outside Viltvodle VI and so, the Universe being the puzzling place it is, other explanations are constantly being sought."

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

 

[Dave the OAP]

Seemly the sun and that bastion of the British establishment, the star also have picked this up.

So we get into the ******* premier just to have it cruelly torn away from us as we are all going to die soon.

Barber out!

 

[vegster]

Did you read that in The Express?

https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/yellowstone_sub_page_49.html

No fear, saw the bbc doc... Obviously nothing to worry about after all.. Well other than Superbugs, nuclear annihilation and asteroid strikes.

 

[pastafarian]

I won't link to it but yesterday the Daily Mail website put aside its weird obsession with underage daughters of celebrities in bikinis and had a link to a video of a Russian woman leaning topless out of a car in the Dominican Republic and then getting hit by a road sign. She died instantly. It's basically a snuff movie.

But she had her boobs out.........right?

 

[cloud]

Unless the Yellowstone Park super volcano goes off first

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/819721/YELLOWSTONE-eruption-supervolcano-apocalypse

Or maybe the volcano in Bali http://www.express.co.uk/news/world...news-graph-update-earthquake-seismic-activity

 

[cloud]

No fear, saw the bbc doc... Obviously nothing to worry about after all.. Well other than Superbugs, nuclear annihilation and asteroid strikes.

And don't forget the aliens http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird...-image-aliens-UFO-Spyros-Melaris-Ray-Santilli