[News] Oh my gawd. We are all going to die

[Dave the OAP]

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world...ning-Spain-Europe-alert-Cumbre-Vieja-tenerife

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Thank gawd i'm in the East Stand Upper.
Can we have a life ring in both goals on Sunday cos Matt Ryan is only about 5ft tall

 

[Buzzer]

 

[btnbelle]

Saw a documentary about this some years ago. I wonder what plans our government has in place should a major disaster of any kind happen?

 

[TheJasperCo]

Gallery of assorted shite headlines and front covers of that rag.

That reminds me, I really need to cash in my coupon for free hyacinths.

 

[Notters]

Saw a documentary about this some years ago. I wonder what plans our government has in place should a major disaster of any kind happen?

They probably haven't got far in the discussions .

 

[Giraffe]

Must be time for the Express to herald the "worst winter in living memory" soon.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Ha ha! I remember the tv programme about this years ago and then the fact that years later the science behind it was rubbished by new science (as science works). So nobody's going to die.

Marvellous stuff from The Express as ever.

 

[SUIYHP]

I'm surprised that the Express hasn't blamed immigrants for it yet.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Unless the Yellowstone Park super volcano goes off first

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/819721/YELLOWSTONE-eruption-supervolcano-apocalypse

 

[A1X]

Saw a documentary about this some years ago. I wonder what plans our government has in place should a major disaster of any kind happen?

No tsunami is better than a bad tsunami

 

[Whoislloydy]

Rare to see the front page of the Express that isn't blaming immigrants for something

 

[LlcoolJ]

I'm surprised that the Express hasn't blamed immigrants for it yet.

They missed a trick with not blaming the EU.

 

[ManOfSussex]

It'll be okay. The Express will report on Monday there's a new prescription wonder drug available to prevent tsunami's.

 

[Buzzer]

Something for everyone

Rare to see the front page of the Express that isn't blaming immigrants for something

They missed a trick with not blaming the EU.

 

[Jim D]

Saw a documentary about this some years ago. I wonder what plans our government has in place should a major disaster of any kind happen?

It showed water about knee-deep going past the royal pavilion, so anyone living in a basement around there will need to swim. Otherwise no problems if you live higher.

 

[The Birdman]

Isn't there a good clip in Zulu.

 

[lawros left foot]

Saw a documentary about this some years ago. I wonder what plans our government has in place should a major disaster of any kind happen?

Blame it on Jeremy Corbyn, or the EU.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Thanks for this. If it's all in the Daily Express, it must all be Europe's fault. I didn't realise the EU was to blame for climate change and global warming! I shall change my allegiances immediately.

 

[Blackadder]

Daily Express Front Pages

Tremendous. You have even captured the usual pics of Princess Di, Kate Middleton and Madeline McCann.

In your face Daily Mail !!!