Oh my days. NO NO NO and again please NO

[Winker]

Perhaps they will train her to do something useful like carrying logs around in her trunk.

 

[barney]

http://www.hellomagazine.com/profiles/jade-goody/jade-goody-1b.jpg

i'd do her, let's be honest.

i'm not gonna sit here and start spouting porkies

 

[British Bulldog]

She wouldn't get the money if people weren't stupid enough to waste their life watching this kind of nonsense.

Exactly.