*OFFICIAL* NSC's CJTC of the Year 2013- Group stage draw

[WhingForPresident]

Following the nomination process the draw for Cock-Juggling Thundercu*t of the Year has been computer generated, with each contestant being drawn into one of eight groups containing four participants. The top two from each group will progress to the first knockout stage.

Groups will be played out over the week in a series of polls which may or may not clog up the board and piss people off.

Group A

Russell Brand
Stuart Hall
Sepp Blatter
Jason Kitcat

Group B

Nick Grimshaw
Gus Poyet
Beach Hut
Sam Callahan

Group C


Gary Barlow
Ian Watkins
David Beckham
David Cameron

Group D

Husty
Wilfried Zaha
Dick Knight
Ed Balls

Group E Group of Death?

Katie Hopkins
Steve Parish (Prince Charming)
Ed Miliband
Justin Bieber

Group F

Billy Davies
Michael Gove
Boris Johnson
Franz Beckenbauer

Group G

Joey Essex
El-Hadji Diouf
Tony Pulis
Piers Morgan

Group H

Ashley Young
Tony Bloom
Katie Price
Commander

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Group G looks tasty

 

[Husty]

Following the nomination process the draw for Cock-Juggling Thundercu*t of the Year has been computer generated, with each contestant being drawn into one of eight groups containing four participants. The top two from each group will progress to the first knockout stage.

Groups will be played out over the week in a series of polls which may or may not clog up the board and piss people off.

Group A

Russell Brand
Stuart Hall
Sepp Blatter
Jason Kitcat

Group B

Nick Grimshaw
Gus Poyet
Beach Hut
Sam Callahan

Group C


Gary Barlow
Ian Watkins
David Beckham
David Cameron

Group D

Husty
Wilfried Zaha
Dick Knight
Ed Balls

Group E Group of Death?

Katie Hopkins
Steve Parish (Prince Charming)
Ed Miliband
Justin Bieber

Group F

Billy Davies
Michael Gove
Boris Johnson
Franz Beckenbauer

Group G

Joey Essex
El-Hadji Diouf
Tony Pulis
Piers Morgan

Group H

Ashley Young
Tony Bloom
Katie Price
Commander

Blatent fix

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Stuff that - what about the chocolate bar polls?

 

[Garage_Doors]

some seriously shit contenders in there with many more deserving nominations.

 

[Worthingite]

Group A

Russell Brand
Stuart Hall
Sepp Blatter
Jason Kitcat

Group B

Nick Grimshaw
Gus Poyet
Beach Hut
Sam Callahan

Group C


Gary Barlow
Ian Watkins
David Beckham
David Cameron

Group D

Husty
Wilfried Zaha
Dick Knight
Ed Balls

Group E Group of Death?

Katie Hopkins
Steve Parish (Prince Charming)
Ed Miliband
Justin Bieber

Group F

Billy Davies
Michael Gove
Boris Johnson
Franz Beckenbauer

Group G

Joey Essex
El-Hadji Diouf
Tony Pulis
Piers Morgan

Group H

Ashley Young
Tony Bloom
Katie Price
Commander

My predictions

 

[Mellotron]

Barlow and Beckham have gotten VERY lucky there.

 

[footychick]

For a couple of them, CJTC is too nice a word for them

 

[Pevenseagull]

I can't believe Gove hasn't got a bye to the semi at least

CJTC of the highest order .... repulsive .............. damn you abuse filter




anus cancer nibbler.

 

[Pevenseagull]

If the Govester wins this I a will very happily make every effort to present the award to him in person (along with a copy of Blade Trinity). I will pay for the award ....... I just want £20 to cover the cost of me having a walk around Kew Gardens before his army of sub quims pave it over.

I have a rather low opinion of Mr Gove.

I prefer Jeremy Hunt ................ and I hate him.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

What on earth is Russell Brand, D-Becks, Joey Essex and Tony Bloom doing in there? All lovely chaps!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Stuff that - what about the chocolate bar polls?

Did we ever get a winner for that poll?

 

[Pevenseagull]

Can we save the effort and "Gove" it


I will be very disappointed with you all if he doesn't walk this.

 

[Pevenseagull]

:utter CJTC:

 

[Mowgli37]

Can we have an dishonourable NSC's Cock-Juggling Thunderc*nt Lifetime Achievement award for Lance Armstrong seeing as he slipped through the net of nomination?

 

[sparkie]

Following the nomination process the draw for Cock-Juggling Thundercu*t of the Year has been computer generated, with each contestant being drawn into one of eight groups containing four participants. The top two from each group will progress to the first knockout stage.

Groups will be played out over the week in a series of polls which may or may not clog up the board and piss people off.

Group A

Russell Brand
Stuart Hall
Sepp Blatter
Jason Kitcat

Group B

Nick Grimshaw
Gus Poyet
Beach Hut
Sam Callahan

Group C


Gary Barlow
Ian Watkins
David Beckham
David Cameron

Group D

Husty
Wilfried Zaha
Dick Knight
Ed Balls

Group E Group of Death?

Katie Hopkins
Steve Parish (Prince Charming)
Ed Miliband
Justin Bieber

Group F

Billy Davies
Michael Gove
Boris Johnson
Franz Beckenbauer

Group G

Joey Essex
El-Hadji Diouf
Tony Pulis
Piers Morgan

Group H

Ashley Young
Tony Bloom
Katie Price
Commander

No Mark Bright ?