[Football] OFFICIAL NSC Caption Competition

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Well?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

OK, I'll start...

Haaland: 'HEY! That kiss was not consensual!'

 

[Simster]

But I've looked everywhere for them! Marseille, Amsterdam, Athens and there's no Palace ANYWHERE!!!!

 

[AmexRuislip]

This is real hair you bald prick.

 

[Titanic]

No... I didn't call you a bald prick.

 

[Red Squirrel]

"This is my angry Koala face, Ref, and you've just pee'd on my eucalyptus"

 

[Taybha]

I screamed for a policeman but he's still hiding in the toilet somewhere in Athens

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Luke, I am your father

 

[hart's shirt]

Despite all his goals, there was a hint that young Erling was getting frustrated learning the actions to YMCA.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

This is what the second most famous Norwegian looks like.

 

[Stat Brother]

"Lewis Dunk said whhaaat!!!?!!"

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Don't touch my elbows, you tiny ragamuffin.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Worst round of 'heads, shoulders, knees and toes' EVER!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Don’t you know my great great grandfather knew Munch?

 

[vegster]

I'm really Ian Dowie's son

 

[el punal]

View attachment 170796

Well?

“I get the Head and Shoulders and massage it into my hair like this.”

 

[pasty]

Hooper and Haaland audition for latest Head N Shoulders advert

Hooper: I didn't know you had dandruff
Haaland: I don't