** Official match thread - Spain vs Tahiti - BBC Three - 19:30 **

[Frutos]

48 minutes played, 5-0.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

5-0 Spain. Going for 10-nil here.

 

[blue-shifted]

Brilliant to see a team playing against someone ranked 150 places higher than them and choosing the tactics of .... "lets pour forward every time we win possession and defend the half way line" .. "lets try and score and not worry too much about how many we concede" Stevie Chang Hue is my new favourite player

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Race to a hatty, Villa vs Fernando. Who do we think?

I reckon 'Nando.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Come on Tahiti, get a goal. That would be brilliant, even if you lose 10-1

 

[Frutos]

56 minutes gone, 6-0

 

[Dancing Sock]

6-0... My 13-0 still in with a shout, as Tahiti will be completely out of juice soon.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Make that 6 for Spain and Torres Hat-trick.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Race to a hatty, Villa vs Fernando. Who do we think?

I reckon 'Nando.

Called it.

 

[Dancing Sock]

Luckyish goal... 7-0.

 

[Frutos]

63 minutes, 7-0 thanks to an APPALLING piece of goalkeeping.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

7-0. David Villa Hat-trick, please Tahiti score a goal to make this scoreline more respectable.

 

[Dancing Sock]

8-0... Mata.

 

[Frutos]

65 minutes, 8-0

 

[Basil Fawlty]

8-0 and there is 25 Minutes to go. This is getting stupid now.....

 

[brakespear]

I think we should sign Jonathan Tehau

 

[Frutos]

8-0 up, Fabregas replaces Mata.

 

[brakespear]

cracking save.

 

[Frutos]

Great save, credit where credit is due.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

c'mon Spain. Let 'em score 1 at least