*** Official Match Thread England v Italy ***

[Sussax]

what is going on?

 

[Gazwag]

Send Dooney home please missed good as an open goal and then that embarrassment

 

[carteater]

Lallana coming on

 

[Hyperion]

FFS. Wrong sub. Lambert was the man to put on here

 

[maltaseagull]

Get Rooney off

He did make a great cross for the goal but apart from that - poor.

 

[Gazwag]

In fact I have a better idea. Send him to Rio to explain to the locals why he earns more than their country a year

 

[Acker79]

Very tired crossing now.

 

[Stevie Boy]

He did make a great cross for the goal but apart from that - poor.

as per usual then

 

[red star portslade]

Send Dooney home please missed good as an open goal and then that embarrassment

Go easy, Phil said its quite boggy out there.

 

[maltaseagull]

Bloody hell! Malta is 50-50 England or Italy. Very disappointing if they beat us yet again! carcades all frigging night!!!

 

[Driver8]

We've turned to shit.

 

[carteater]

cross them from the other side FFS

 

[Sussax]

3 crosses in a row...





all shit.

 

[Acker79]

How many of the Italian players have gone down with cramp?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Wouldn't play Rooney in the next game. let him sit by the pool and smerk tabs

 

[Acker79]

Where's the Mars bloke when you need him?

 

[Hyperion]

How many of the Italian players have gone down with cramp?

Bertolli. Simples

 

[Dick Head]

We need to keep probing.

 

[Beach Hut]

How many of the Italian players have gone down with cramp?

A big fat zero

 

[Hyperion]

Where's the Mars bloke when you need him?

Hahahaha. Brilliant