Official first world problem thread.

[bhanutz]

The ambient lighting options in my car only have seven colours ... no magenta

Mine only has 3...Need to change my car!

 

[jackanada]

I ran out of giant couscous and had to make tea with normal sized couscous.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

We have no cold drinks in the house,nothing,no coke-not even orange squash.....

 

[easynow]

I am unable to appreciate the beautiful howl of the engines during take off when flying inside newer commercial aircraft (A380 etc) - they are too quiet!

 

[clarkey]

I am unable to appreciate the beautiful howl of the engines during take off when flying inside newer commercial aircraft (A380 etc) - they are too quiet!

Very quiet in most aircraft when you're in business unfortunately

 

[The Rivet]

Wanting to fix up and look sharp for the final two games I just went to buy a fresh pair of Levi's 508s. They have now stopped making them. 'sake. I left the store empty handed.

A problem shared is a problem halved so what's grating with you?

Inconsequential threads funny enough.

 

[B-right-on]

Leccy company moved the streetlight about 3 foot to the right. So now its right infront of my frigging bedroom window and stays on until 1am when it goes off shining right into my window. Why the F couldnt they have put it in the same place as the old one whihc is still infront of my house but not infront of my window, or right next to it. morons FFS...

 

[easynow]

Very quiet in most aircraft when you're in business unfortunately

True, but it's still freakishly quiet no matter where you are sat.

This is music to my ears!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I am preparing a beautiful salad, with a slice of gorgonzola, balsamic glaze and jalapeno humous.

However, my son has eaten all of the humous.

Surely not a big problem, why don't you just put some jalapeño hummus in the salad instead...or have you run out of that as well?

 

[pastafarian]

Mine only has 3...Need to change my car!

Thats one more than me you white privileged monstrosity.
Us On or Offers are being left behind.

#AmbientLightingForAll and End Racism

 

[pastafarian]

Leccy company moved the streetlight about 3 foot to the right. So now its right infront of my frigging bedroom window and stays on until 1am when it goes off shining right into my window. Why the F couldnt they have put it in the same place as the old one whihc is still infront of my house but not infront of my window, or right next to it. morons FFS...

Jesus even the streetlights are moving to the right.
#Prayfordemocracy.

 

[DavePage]

Wanting to fix up and look sharp for the final two games I just went to buy a fresh pair of Levi's 508s. They have now stopped making them. 'sake. I left the store empty handed.

A problem shared is a problem halved so what's grating with you?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/levis-508-Clothing/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=n:83450031,k:levis 508

 

[mothy]

Going to be on holiday when play off final is on

 

[bhanutz]

Thats one more than me you white privileged monstrosity.
Us On or Offers are being left behind.

#AmbientLightingForAll and End Racism

To be fair it should be banned...I have a daily worry about whether to change it or not.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Oiks sitting in first class. Two days ago there were three middle aged loudmouth drunken tits in suits, with their little George Cross flags dropped on the floor and crushed under their feet. Fortunately my very expensive headphones drown out most of the drivel . . . .

 

[Bakero]

We have no cold drinks in the house,nothing,no coke-not even orange squash.....

No potable water? This is more of a 3rd world problem.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/levis-508-Clothing/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=n:83450031,k:levis 508

Appreciate this but I did a lot of web searching but could not find my size or colour anywhere. If you can find 32x32 and colour/model 16508-0001 I'll re-stock and also buy you few beers.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Jesus even the streetlights are moving to the right.
#Prayfordemocracy.

Given the sun always shines on the righteous us lefties don't need street lights.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Moving on, I'm in the midst of a sunglasses crises now. This pole-axes me every spring time.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I took a picture of friend I bumped into at the awards dinner on Monday and it was out of focus. She had a bit of moan about it!