[Humour] *** Official Caption Competition Du Jour ***

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Well?

 

[madinthehead]

Has someone tampered with my balls?

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Hang on in there skipper, I'll let you know when the coast is clear

 

[AmexRuislip]

Well?

Aussie Ozball

 

[graysgull]

I've got it taped....

 

[jcdenton08]

I'm glad I tied my kangaroo down, sport

 

[raymondo]

You are such a dick head

 

[Pavilionaire]

Cameron Bancroft - what a cock!

 

[Perry Milkins]

Well?

Ball tampering was easy until you got bogged down with red tape, oops I mean yellow tape.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sticky wicket mate?

 

[JBD]

Sticky wicket mate?

That's taken the shine off it

 

[studio150]

Nothing to see here

 

[Petee]

'Might have to apply some more cream to that rash'

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Well?

"What do they mean that I dropped a bollock? They're both still there."

 

[KVLT]

And so he concluded that counting the stitches in the lining of his trousers was definitely more exciting than cricket.

 

[pearl]

What were we thinking?