*** Official 2011 Eurovision Song Contest Thread ***

[del strangefish]

Who are ya??
(The twat in the hat?)

 

[tangfastic]

1. hungary
2. moldova
3. sweden
4. jedward
5. romania

nil points - lithuania, greece, italy

 

[Scampi]

Greece was really bad.

It was quite a big steaming pile of shit wasn't it.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Am I right in thinking that even the countries that didn't qualify get to vote? So still plenty of scope for them to rig it.

This bloke is no Riverdance is he?

 

[Frutos]

Am I right in thinking that even the countries that didn't qualify get to vote?

You are.

 

[del strangefish]

OMG 'e's doin' another one..why?

 

[Scampi]

Oh christ on a bike he's doing another one.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

The dark haired German (female) presenter has the look of a bare knuckle fighter about her.

Well I'd be willing to go a few rounds with her.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

No idea what who is doing... all weve got is adverts.

 

[VAL1850]

Am I right in thinking that even the countries that didn't qualify get to vote? So still plenty of scope for them to rig it.

This bloke is no Riverdance is he?

Did Batter and Platini organise it then

 

[Frutos]

No idea what who is doing... all weve got is adverts.

Lucky you...

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

This bloke get's -12 from Sergei. Even the crowd are bored of waving their flags now.

 

[Scampi]

No idea what who is doing... all weve got is adverts.

Be thankful you lucky bastard.

 

[Colossal Squid]

This guy is shit.

Get Estonia back on.

My faves:

Estonia
Moldova
Austria
UK (well why not?)

However as long as it isn't Sweden or France who wins I shan't be too upset.

 

[BensGrandad]

Turkeys vote will be

10 points to....... Bosnia!

and

12 points 'to our fantastic brothers and sisters in...' Azerbaijan
.

Will they be genuine votes or fake ones?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Lucky you...

I just knew you were going to say that

 

[SUIYHP]

No idea what who is doing... all weve got is adverts.

There is some buzzcutt-fedora wearing bastard on stage

Or at least there was, he's finally gone

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Regarding the voting, I'd suggest you go to Wikipedia look at the ethnic make up of each country to work out where the votes will go. For an example there are big Russian minorities in Estonia, Latvia and Ukraine three countries who if they could politically vote would not give Russia a point.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Will they be genuine votes or fake ones?

Absolutely real...... For Turks eurovision is a RELIGION! Just one more way to show how important Turkey is.

Please dont laugh.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Lots of Twitter activity in favour of Serbia...