*** Official 2011 Eurovision Song Contest Thread ***

[Frutos]

Mystic Meg is doing OK with the sand, shame about the singing.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Is that a candy floss stall?

No its a one of those pier artists looking for a spare coin!

DEAD!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Did Ukraine singer lose her sleeves in the lift door?

 

[Conkers]

She'd get it!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

She'd get it!

Dont think so... cant you see how she knocks her knees together.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Its Twiggy!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I like the arty biz by the bird with the sand stuff. Rubbish song, mind - & she ain't gonna fly very far with those rubbish wings.

 

[Steve Foster]

I like Serbia

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

I like Serbia

Showing your age!

 

[Dr Q]

Shame the Serbs aren't as good at singing as they were at Ethnic Cleansing!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Serbia's weedy attempt at wooing the Swingin' 60's revivalist vote. Far out...

 

[essbee]

what happens is there is a tie for fisrt place in this compettion? Anyone know?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Shame the Serbs aren't as good at singing as they were at Ethnic Cleansing!

That WAS funny!

 

[Yoda]

I was waiting for Austin Powers to burst onto the stage for Serbia.

 

[SUIYHP]

what happens is there is a tie for fisrt place in this compettion? Anyone know?

Nuclear war

 

[Yoda]

what happens is there is a tie for fisrt place in this compettion? Anyone know?

Most 12 point scores, then most 10 points, etc, etc.....

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Bye bye Georgia!

Altho personalyl I love rock chicks... maybe not those with green flowers on their dresses tho.

 

[Mackenzie]

Azer now the favs.

Come on you Swedes.

 

[del strangefish]

what happens is there is a tie for fisrt place in this compettion? Anyone know?

Penalties!

 

[del strangefish]

Ruined with crap gothic rap!