'Offensive' baby teeshirts.

[bhaexpress]

Well Withnail asked. Still if you want to see something that we all find funny try looking in a mirror.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

As you asked ! Well, My step daughter started her autumn term at high school. Mrs BHA went to Walmart the night before to get her some 'school clothes' (they don't wear uniforms in that part of Georgia).

Now bearing in mind that the climate there is rather warm and humid they tend to wear fairly skimpy clothes. My step daughter goes off to school with a blouse that displayed every bit if two millimetres of plunging cleaveage, frankly barely noticable and compared with what some of the teachers there wore, positively puritan.

Anyway, the principle (who was so crap he eventually got demoted such were the number of complaints from parents) decided that the blouse was too revealing ! So we go a call from the school to take her another top.

Whilst she was here Mrs BHA saw the FCUK stuff and thought it was really funny. You can actually get it over there but not in a Georgia backwater. Anyway I had taken a fair bit of that stuff over much to the amusement of people there. Anyway, for a laugh I grabbed an FCUK top to take for her to wear. We got to the school and gave her the shirt without the principle seeing what was on it. Amber, my step daughter knew what was on it and started to snigger. Mrs BHA and I managed a straight face. Step daughter duly goes off and changes. She comes back with 'FCUK forever' emblazoned across her not too prolific cheast. The principle started to splutter and and his eye's bulged !

Up shot of it was he said the top was unsuitable because of 'What it implied'. Mrs BHA none too politely pointed out that French Connection United Kingdom was a well know designer range both in the UK and the US. He still wouldn't budge.

At this point I said to him (he looked like he'd been slapped when he heard my accent) 'What is the problem ? Are your teachers dyslexic or something ?'

Needless to say all three of us went home soon after laughing our heads off. Made us a bit of a legend for a couple of weeks at the school.

I guess you had to be there but I thought it was funny.

You do know this makes you sound like a complete plonker, don't you?

 

[bhaexpress]

You do know this makes you sound like a complete plonker, don't you?

Why ? In your opinion but like I care.

 

[Lammy]

You do know this makes you sound like a complete plonker, don't you?

He certainly sounds like a GREAT father figure.

 

[bhaexpress]

He certainly sounds like a GREAT father figure.

Yes well if you knew anything about the situation you would understand but as it is you don't. It is notthing like here and for your info the kids much preferred me. As it is My step daughter droped out of school a few weeks later and then went to a local college to get her GED, something she achieved in a less that a year as against two years had she stayed in school. With my encouragemnent she's now studying to be a nurse. I must have set a lousy example as a father, what's your parents excuse ?

 

[magoo]

Yes well if you knew anything about the situation you would understand but as it is you don't. It is notthing like here and for your info the kids much preferred me. As it is My step daughter droped out of school a few weeks later and then went to a local college to get her GED, something she achieved in a less that a year as against two years had she stayed in school. With my encouragemnent she's now studying to be a nurse. I must have set a lousy example as a father, what's your parents excuse ?

Pictures?

 

[bhaexpress]

Pictures?

Pictures of what ? Who ? There's a few ! Ahh, well I do have one of my step daughter when she was pregant ... Another yarn believe me !

 

[Eggmundo]

I do have one of my step daughter when she was pregant ...

giggity giggity, go for it.

 

[bhaexpress]

giggity giggity, go for it.

No its not very good and I might get stick as Mrs BHA comes on here from time to time and she looks a bit rough in it !

 

[magoo]

No its not very good and I might get stick as Mrs BHA comes on here from time to time and she looks a bit rough in it !

HAHAA well you can't make it any worse after saying that can you!

 

[pasty]

I think they're bloody hilarious!

Damn right. Saw them in town on Saturday. Personal favourite was "And Daddy only wanted a blow-job"

 

[Sonic]

If they think those are bad, let's hope they dont see THESE

 

[e77]

If I was the shop owner I would ask the Police on what grounds exactly they wanted them moved inside then politely ask them to leave.