[Albion] Ode To Neal

[Hornblower]

Neal, Neal I love your zeal.
Please, be the real deal Neal.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Neil, Neil, Orange Peel
If only I could see you again

 

[LamieRobertson]

Neal

 

[Stato]

Neil, Neil, Orange Peel
If only I could see you again

Oh well played sir!

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Lord give me strength.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

You couldn't Maupay me to make up a ditty like that.

 

[AmexRuislip]

There once was a player called Neal,
Who came across as genteel.
He got shoved on the floor,
Whilst playing at Turd Moor.
Then at that northern shithole,
He scored an equalising goal.........

 

[Frankworthington]

Neal,Neal your no good

We want a real centre-forward

Sung by b.w.2

 

[SeagullinExile]

There once was a player called Neal,
Who came across as genteel.
He got shoved on the floor,
Whilst playing at Turd Moor.
Then at that northern shithole,
He scored an equalising goal.........

After reading this, I'm pretty sure Simon Armitage's current position is as safe as houses.

 

[AmexRuislip]

After reading this, I'm pretty surr Simon Armitage's current position is as safe as houses.

Im on the red stuff

 

[B-right-on]

Neal is our striker, but he's quite short
Still the Neanderthals, a lesson he taught
Despite getting shoved to the floor
He got up and managed to score
So feck them.

 

[jimhigham]

Neil, Neil, Orange Peel
If only I could see you again

I’d have been right in there with that if only I’d not been at work