[Football] Obnoxious Players You Detest

[AZ Gull]

I thought he scored a hat trick in an FA Cup game against us? Lost 4-2? But it was a long time ago and drink had been taken.

Your inebriated memories serve you well.

 

[bobby baxter]

Ross Wallace, never forgotten his goal celebration that night.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Mickey “does your Mrs know you’re here?” Thomas.

Wolf man was a tremendous shout as well. Didn’t Exeter play a 12 year old in the same game?


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[Falmer Flutter ©]

Gravity whore and loads can’t stand Villa.

Yeah, but he's got magnificent calves though.

 

[Weststander]

Ross Wallace, never forgotten his goal celebration that night.

What I love so much, making it sweet is ...... WE MADE IT TO THE PL, THEY CRASHED & BURNED.

Edit - he’s now at Fleetwood Town, age 34. He will never taste PL football, or be enriched by it. Twa*.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Delighted to hear somebody else loathes him.

An arse when he played for Brentford, is still an arse now he plays for Burnley, and I can only assume he has an extensive collection of nude photos featuring Gareth Southgate in some particularly compromising position or other, in order for him to have robbed a place in the England squad a couple of times.

Are we allowed managers too?

Dyche is a shoo-in, of course. But I'd also like to add Jurgen Klopp. It's the enforced wackiness, the way the media fawn over everything he says like he's some sort of religious visionary, the fact he rarely seems to get picked up on when he whines petulantly about pitches or weather (which only happens when Liverpool- rarely!- fail to win). But most of all it's the teeth. What is going ON with the teeth? He seems to have bought them from the same catalogue from that Rylan bloke, except, he's not some Ken-doll, immaculately groomed, suntanned, consciously camp TV presenter. He's a scruffy old smoker with floppy hair and glasses that are just a bit too young for him, and those caps he's evidently paid a lot of money to have glued on to his teeth are RIDICULOUS. They look like like comedy teeth out of a cracker, that people put in for a laugh.

(I presume Firmino uses the same dentist)

Beautifully written. I nearly spattered my laptop with a mouthfull of dinner. Top work

 

[B-right-on]

Rooney. Got a lot of stick when he was here.

Troy Deeny. Always comes over as a kn0b.

 

[Weststander]

Ashley Young - a punchable face. All the way back to our FAC tie at Villa about 9 years ago when he was childish and then mocked by 6,000 Albion fans, he’s always come across as a miserable and arrogant ********.

 

[B-right-on]

But no one can beat Barton:

https://youtu.be/mGuIJ4Sef0Y

 

[vegster]

A couple of horrors from the past for me are David Speedie, nasty niggly little shite and Andy Gray, who scored a lot of goals but was only too keen to go in elbow first in aerial challenges.

 

[timbha]

Another vote for Klopp.

Can I add Whiteside, Hughton (H) and Ron Challis (in a new referees category)?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Me no understand

Point was he demonstrated that he was a nasty, whining cheat last year at the Amex.

 

[Bodian]

Rooney. Got a lot of stick when he was here.

Troy Deeny. Always comes over as a kn0b.

I've always quite liked Deeny. I think to be truly obnoxious, it has to be someone you wouldn't have near our club, but Deeny would have fitted in okay over the years.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Players - James Ward-Prowse and Ryan Fraser;

Managers - Eddie Howe, Sean Dyche and Mark Hughes.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

James Ward-Prowse and Ryan Fraser.

I used to loathe Fraser, but I've reluctantly had to concede in recent years that he's a great little player who I would happily see in an Albion shirt.

I wouldn't consider Ward-Prowse particularly unlikeable, apart from his undeserved England call (must have the same photos as Tarkowski).

 

[Mayonaise]

Noel Hunt was particular annoying

 

[Mackenzie]

Matt Ritchie
Jonjo Shelvey

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

I used to loathe Fraser, but I've reluctantly had to concede in recent years that he's a great little player who I would happily see in an Albion shirt.

I wouldn't consider Ward-Prowse particularly unlikeable, apart from his undeserved England call (must have the same photos as Tarkowski).

Fraser is a decent player (having a poor season this time though) but still an irritating little shit. His team and manager don’t help.

Re: JWP, watch out for him, he really is an odious little cretin. Again, I do have an irritational dislike of anyone playing for his team but he is genuinely a wanker on the pitch. 12 year old choir boy looks distract from that part of his game, bit like how Smug Eddie gets away with it too.

Talking about Southampton, I also need to add Charlie Austen to this list. CJTC on and off the pitch.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Matt Ritchie
Jonjo Shelvey

Yes Ritchie is a very good call, can’t stand him!

Although with Portsmouth, Bournemouth and Newcastle on his CV, he never stood much of a chance!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oooh. Harry Arter. Nasty, niggly little whinger.

There does seem to be a bit of a theme with Bournemouth players here