obligatory Adrian Chiles & ITV coverage slagging thread

[MissGull]

Why can't the man speak in coherent sentences?

'I think he's going to, going to um, yeah...'
'we'll be back er shortly.'

and in the dullest monotone ever...'it's getting um exciting er here.'

 

[ozseagull]

He's shite

 

[atfc village]

The Brazil winkfest has started ,the sooner they go out the better .There are 31 other teams in the tournament.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Dull panel

 

[The Wizard]

Is Andy Townsend commentating? I really am looking forward to him preaching about the game and giving us his superb tactical nous.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Hilarious - every time he asks the Italian pundit a question he clearly doesn't understand him and Dixon steps in to try and answer.

 

[MissGull]

certainly is 'When I was at Chelsea' Townsend. Bellend.

Please keep Clive talking.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Adrian has still not got over Christine Bleakley. His one and only true love and she went to Fat Frank.

 

[Dr Q]

went and mowed the lawns, then got 15 mins of cut grass induced hay fever sneezing. Still more enjoyable than watching Chiles though!!

 

[lawros left foot]

Can we make this a thread to slag off the whole of ITV,I very rarely watch it, but I have to every couple of years for the football tournaments, and I hate it so, so, much. The adverts every five minutes, the crap presenters, Adrain Chiles, the most sycophantic man on television, taking decent players like Vierra, and making me hate them for being money grabbing parasites. Andy f*****g Townsend, Clive Tylesly, and not even Roy Keane to cheer me up, with his withering looks when Chiles comes out with another inanity

 

[BensGrandad]

I dont see any problem with Adrian Chiles, he is down to earth and see it as a football fan,which he is.

 

[MissGull]

Has Townsend been locked in the bogs or something, haven't heard a peep from him. Unless he's frantically rehearsing names (Fred, Hulk) or something.

 

[The Wizard]

Can we make this a thread to slag off the whole of ITV,I very rarely watch it, but I have to every couple of years for the football tournaments, and I hate it so, so, much. The adverts every five minutes, the crap presenters, Adrain Chiles, the most sycophantic man on television, taking decent players like Vierra, and making me hate them for being money grabbing parasites. Andy f*****g Townsend, Clive Tylesly, and not even Roy Keane to cheer me up, with his withering looks when Chiles comes out with another inanity

This, also ITV player is the shittest thing to ever exist. Nearly.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Who needs a band, top anthem

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Is this the unofficial official match thread ?

 

[Leighgull]

Why do we have to listen to a French and an Italian World Cup winner? Who gives a shit how great it was for some wop or frog to win?

Get Sir Geoff and Frank Skinner or Danny Baker on...that would make it more enjoyable for an ENGLISH audience because, lets face it, the porridge wogs and the taffies won't be watching will they?

 

[atfc village]

Oh my the annoying carling bald twonk in as the major sponser ffs.Go on Hrvatska.

 

[MissGull]

why not!! Concentrating your posting efforts on the utterly awful punditry, commentary and presenting style of Chiles please.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I thought he just said "the doves from above" then.
Must have been waiting all day to say that.
What a fantastic start of a month of this prat.

 

[Leighgull]

why not!! Concentrating your posting efforts on the utterly awful punditry, commentary and presenting style of Chiles please.

Another well crafted post with meaning known only to you.