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yorkshire seagull

New member
May 18, 2004
222
Leeds
You are
Freddie Ljungberg

Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.



Oh dear - I think they are implying something....:safeway2:
 


Dawsey

New member
Apr 25, 2004
1,607
Brighton
You are
David Seaman

You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up.
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
You are
Gabriel Batistuta

An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.
 


hoveboyslim

Well-known member
Feb 7, 2004
573
Hove
You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.
 




Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though
 


elbowpatches

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
1,178
Cambridge
Dawsey said:
You are
David Seaman

You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up.

Me too
 






poke

New member
Oct 19, 2003
989
You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.
 


Robbie G

New member
Jul 26, 2004
1,771
Hassocks
You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

:lol:
 






Jam The Man

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
8,226
South East North Lancing
You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.
 


Captain Pugwash

Paul Kitson
Oct 27, 2003
3,493
brighton
you are
Michael Owen

You can destroy your opponent's defence in seconds but you'd never do anything to hurt anyone. You've got skill, integrity and you're not an arrogant tosser. A credit to the game.
 


Legend

Prince Of Darkness
Jul 5, 2003
1,612
Lancing
You are
Oliver Kahn

Your massive presence fills the goal. Or is it your ego. You frighten your own defenders more than you intimidate the other side's forwards. You're not a vicious man but you are the bully boy at the back.
 




rodgerscuz

New member
Feb 17, 2004
134
Shoreham-By-Sea
You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

:clap2: :clap: :clap2: :drink:
 


ro's pants

New member
May 24, 2004
230
my house
Dawsey said:
You are
David Seaman

You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up.
 




rodgerscuz

New member
Feb 17, 2004
134
Shoreham-By-Sea
Did another 'fake' one lol:

You are
Paolo Montero

You should be locked up. You could carpet a pitch with your red cards. You're ruthless, calculating and arrogant. You make Hannibal Lecter look like a girl. Do the world a favour. Retire.
:clap2:
 






saafend_seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
14,022
BN1
You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.


looks like he is most popular
 


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