o/t - Learning German...

[Trigger]

Does anyone have any knowledge of where is best (i.e. fairly quick learning and reasonable rates) for evening classes to learn the German language in the Brighton and/or Hove area?...

I really should have paid more attention in school but if anyone has any recommendations of the best place to learn German for someone very limited in that language then many thanks in advance..

Triggy xx

 

[£1.99]

I take my grand child to a German kindergarden in Brighton I can ask if anyone gives private lessons there.

 

[FKalinx]

My old man teaches German to beginners. He is a native and very experienced language teacher and offers pretty reasonable rates. Contact me if you're interested in finding out more.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Meet a special German, Mr V?

 

[Billy the Fish]

Ich habe ein lange schlange

 

[Gwylan]

Ich habe ein lange schlange

You've got a big snake? (and it's "eine schlange")

I think you meant to say "schwanz"

 

[Billy the Fish]

You've got a big snake? (and it's "eine schlange")

I think you meant to say "schwanz"

No I meant snake. That's 4 years worth of german at school, and some nonsence about mein bruder und schwester.

Really wish I'd tried a bit harder as I'd love to have a second language now. Bugger

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I've studied German at BHASVIC and can recommend it. They do a variety of levels and the courses run for the academic year. The strapping brunette German lass who teaches it has something about her as well.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Meet a special German, Mr V?

It is a fact German girls are the best

 

[Trigger]

I've studied German at BHASVIC and can recommend it. They do a variety of levels and the courses run for the academic year. The strapping brunette German lass who teaches it has something about her as well.

That was the one I was looking at yesterday as I'd rather do a class straight from level 1 than one on one tuition but was seeing if anyone had any other recommendations, I shall probably go for the BHASVIC option though to check out this brunette now!

 

[gullshark]

Ich habe meine höse vergessen.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Do what I did and get your folks to move there, erm, when you're six and go to school there and stuff. Anyway, here's a few phrases to be getting on with:

Why aren't you a pretty young lady - Ich war schon immer schwul ("ich var shone immer shvool")

Could I maybe get you a drink? - Ich will deine Mutter im Arsch ficken ("ich vill diner mootah im arsh ficken")

My place isn't far away, how about a coffee? - Ich habe mir leider meine Unterhose vollgeschissen ("ich harbour meir lider minor unterhose follgeshissin".)

Failsafe, they are.

 

[Gwylan]

Do what I did and get your folks to move there, erm, when you're six and go to school there and stuff. Anyway, here's a few phrases to be getting on with:

Why aren't you a pretty young lady - Ich war schon immer schwul ("ich var shone immer shvool")

Could I maybe get you a drink? - Ich will deine Mutter im Arsch ficken ("ich vill diner mootah im arsh ficken")

My place isn't far away, how about a coffee? - Ich habe mir leider meine Unterhose vollgeschissen ("ich harbour meir lider minor unterhose follgeshissin".)

Failsafe, they are.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Anyone for arsh ficken?

 

[£1.99]

I'm in Germany right now in a very pretty small town called Enzklostrle and I must say its lovely. I'm sitting outside the Kurerwaltung in a quite very well kept park using there internet connection

PS. A little know fact, Its never ever foggy in this region.

 

[Beach Hut]

I got an "unclassified" in my German o'level, probably a B grade in todays easy exam results