O/T lads holiday next week, I need new 'prank ideas'.

[Butch Willykins]

Swap someone's hair wax for veet

 

[jackanada]

Pick whoever has the most important thing to get back for and hide their passport.
Then get so drunk that when they start frantically looking for it the night before you fly back not only cant you tell them where it is, but you don't even recall the possibility it was you that hid it.

 

[Half Time Pies]

One I have use several times to great effect is buy a dodgy porn mag (fetish, gay, tranys, grannys..something like that) wrap it around a large bottle of baby oil and stash it in a mates handluggage before passport control at the airport.

The baby oil will be over 150ml so security will take him to one side to search his handluggage. You can then sit back and watch your mates face!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

One I have use several times to great effect is buy a dodgy porn mag (fetish, gay, tranys, grannys..something like that) wrap it around a large bottle of baby oil and stash it in a mates handluggage before passport control at the airport.

The baby oil will be over 150ml so security will take him to one side to search his handluggage. You can then sit back and watch your mates face!

Yeah put something in someone else's hand luggage.

 

[Oddsocks]

A couple of days before the trip, tell your mates you are really ill and can't go. Then do go, but go in disguise so they don't realise. Spend the whole holiday in your disguise and follow them around acting like a looney so they see this wierdo dressed up as a giant Banana (or whatever) wherever they go.

And take lots of discreet photos of them to freak them out when they get home after the holiday. When they are all out of their hotel rooms, go into their rooms and move things about, their stuff, furnature etc. Maybe hang a picture of 'the man dressed as a banana' on the wall. Next day remove the picture and put it somewhere else. Then replace it with a picture of them (or you as a young kid)! Basically act like a ghost in their entire holiday...

When they get home to find pictures you've taken of them on holiday they'll be so freaked out by them and all the wierd stuff going on in their hotel room, they will want to meet up to tell you all about it....Obviously you will turn up wearing the banana outfit!

Not elaborate enough?

 

[Munkfish]

A couple of days before the trip, tell your mates you are really ill and can't go. Then do go, but go in disguise so they don't realise. Spend the whole holiday in your disguise and follow them around acting like a looney so they see this wierdo dressed up as a giant Banana (or whatever) wherever they go.

And take lots of discreet photos of them to freak them out when they get home after the holiday. When they are all out of their hotel rooms, go into their rooms and move things about, their stuff, furnature etc. Maybe hang a picture of 'the man dressed as a banana' on the wall. Next day remove the picture and put it somewhere else. Then replace it with a picture of them (or you as a young kid)! Basically act like a ghost in their entire holiday...

When they get home to find pictures you've taken of them on holiday they'll be so freaked out by them and all the wierd stuff going on in their hotel room, they will want to meet up to tell you all about it....Obviously you will turn up wearing the banana outfit!

Not elaborate enough?

 

[Dr Q]

A couple of days before the trip, tell your mates you are really ill and can't go. Then do go, but go in disguise so they don't realise. Spend the whole holiday in your disguise and follow them around acting like a looney so they see this wierdo dressed up as a giant Banana (or whatever) wherever they go.

And take lots of discreet photos of them to freak them out when they get home after the holiday. When they are all out of their hotel rooms, go into their rooms and move things about, their stuff, furnature etc. Maybe hang a picture of 'the man dressed as a banana' on the wall. Next day remove the picture and put it somewhere else. Then replace it with a picture of them (or you as a young kid)! Basically act like a ghost in their entire holiday...

When they get home to find pictures you've taken of them on holiday they'll be so freaked out by them and all the wierd stuff going on in their hotel room, they will want to meet up to tell you all about it....Obviously you will turn up wearing the banana outfit!

Not elaborate enough?

Are you the ghost of Jeremy Beadle??

 

[albion534]

Stash a dildo in your suitcase, and when he has passed out, put latex gloves on, rub shit all over it, then lay it by his ass for when he wakes up, If u can make friends with a gay bloke who is willing to wake up next to him, even better

 

[Bold Seagull]

Why not have a great holiday and not act like embarrassing Brits abroad?

 

[Bwian]

Why not have a great holiday and not act like embarrassing Brits abroad?

I was wondering why Brits on holiday have an embarrassing reputation overseas-then this thread appeared. No, I am not a killjoy but most of the shite on here confirms why I opt for long haul.

 

[grubbyhands]

"apparently" it's hilarious to get your mate drunk as a skunk and whilst he is sparko put his (attatched) testicles into a Marmite jar. Sounds bizzarre and very gay but it is only possible if one is eased in followed by the other and then, as they hang alongside eachother they will not both pass the rim of the jar SO the only way out is to smash the jar with 2 hammers remembering to strike the jar from opposite sides with exactly the same amount of force at exactly the same time.
Alternatively, "apparently" it is possible to get a suitably sized padlock,hold his scrotum forward and then snap the padlock closed around the root of his 'old fella. Next move is to send the only available key to his mother.
Thirdly, remove all his clothes, wrap entirely in cling film and leave him somewhere busy.'

 

[Manx Shearwater]

So I'm off on another lads holiday next week and for the last 5 times, all the pranks / stunts we've pulled on each other are all the classics and are getting a little broing, so I'm in need of some new ideas on stuff I can do when mates are paralytic on the bed / on the floor or just drunk out of there heads in the clubs still.

I dont care if I need to buy stuff, I don't care if it's dangerous, I don't even care if it's something so bad they don't want to talk to me for the rest of the holiday.

So yes, the great people of NSC, I need your ideas!!!

You are Rio Ferdinand and I claim my £5!!

 

[ees complicated no?]

Why not have a great holiday and not act like embarrassing Brits abroad?

Because we're 20 - 25 years old, going to Magaluf and will look like twats if we don't act like normal Brits.

 

[SWCspider-man]

There's something I've always liked about waiting for my friend to fall asleep and drawing a massive cock in sun oil so it slowly burns into his skin....

 

[scarby]

Wait till a mate goes asleep,( would be ideal on a plane ) and get a cup of warm water/ tea and dip his fingers in it.
He will then proceed to piss himself, which in turn make you piss yourself....!!

Alternatively is to put immac in a shampoo bottle and leave it in the shower.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Because we're 20 - 25 years old, going to Magaluf and will look like twats if we don't act like normal Brits.

Well look, I don't want to sound like your mum, but just promise not to go too near any balconies or places you could fall...

 

[ees complicated no?]

Well look, I don't want to sound like your mum, but just promise not to go too near any balconies or places you could fall...

I won't be doing nothing stupid like that!

 

[Mister Mix]

One I have use several times to great effect is buy a dodgy porn mag (fetish, gay, tranys, grannys..something like that) wrap it around a large bottle of baby oil and stash it in a mates handluggage before passport control at the airport.

The baby oil will be over 150ml so security will take him to one side to search his handluggage. You can then sit back and watch your mates face!

Hahaha thats amazing

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Good one I saw.

Buy one of those massive realistic strap on cocks, attach it to the underside of your mates sunbed and squirt a load od sun cream under it so it kooks like a puddle of jizz.

When he rolls onto his front move away so passers by can see...make sure you have cameras ready as well.

An extension of the veet ideas,,put it in a bottle of suntan oil and lend it your hairiest mate.

 

[jcdenton08]

A couple of days before the trip, tell your mates you are really ill and can't go. Then do go, but go in disguise so they don't realise. Spend the whole holiday in your disguise and follow them around acting like a looney so they see this wierdo dressed up as a giant Banana (or whatever) wherever they go.

And take lots of discreet photos of them to freak them out when they get home after the holiday. When they are all out of their hotel rooms, go into their rooms and move things about, their stuff, furnature etc. Maybe hang a picture of 'the man dressed as a banana' on the wall. Next day remove the picture and put it somewhere else. Then replace it with a picture of them (or you as a young kid)! Basically act like a ghost in their entire holiday...

When they get home to find pictures you've taken of them on holiday they'll be so freaked out by them and all the wierd stuff going on in their hotel room, they will want to meet up to tell you all about it....Obviously you will turn up wearing the banana outfit!

Not elaborate enough?

This is absolutely f***ing brilliant