O/T Joke

[ExmouthExile]

I wouldn't be so quick to judge Keith. Although he's married, the parrot said "**** me keith, LONG TIME, no see!" So how do we know that Keith, wishing to remain loyal to his partner, didn't stop visiting the brothel as soon as he met his wife? I'm sitting on the fence for this one.

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Her uncertainty over her spouse's current activity would concern me regarding the strength of their love. A big difference between sleeping (wouldn't be able to reply anyhow) and eating is several hours. Why might he be crying, because of her time ignorance?
Also, why might he be texting on the bog?

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Her uncertainty over her spouse's current activity would concern me regarding the strength of their love. A big difference between sleeping (wouldn't be able to reply anyhow) and eating is several hours. Why might he be crying, because of her time ignorance?
Also, why might he be texting on the bog?

It made me laugh,besides if i had a wife that said that i would say-i am at the solicitors,the papers are on the way.

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[Matrix10]

 

[Hornblower]

What is the difference between the parrot for £170 and the parrot for £150? Apart from 20 quid.

 

[AmexRuislip]

What is the difference between the parrot for £170 and the parrot for £150? Apart from 20 quid.

I think one is a Norwegian Blue, which if you are Monty Python fan, are very rare
The other two are Palarse parrots, which have really sickly coloured plumage.

'Oh beautiful plumage'

 

[Goldstone1976]

Older spellings still sometimes encountered are paroquet or parquet. - Wikipedia

I'm really surprised by that news; in fact, I'm floored by it.

 

[AmexRuislip]

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