Nzuzi Toko SIGNS

[hans kraay fan club]

Who's that man from D R Congo?

Kazenga Lualua?

 

[Icy Gull]

Kazenga Lualua?

Has he tweeted his delight yet? (obviously in an almost completely unintelligible way)

 

[Man of Harveys]

"Toko ready for the island: Toko about to sign for the English club

There are many ways to make a career but the safest is to be born in the right family. No matter how great the distance, we know that you can wait, we're so quick, however possible. If we're there, we'll celebrate daily!

God's rich blessing and strong care shall always protect you!"


Hey, I LOVE this guy already. Although - not sure about this "celebrating daily" mullarky, thank you. Maybe a quick Nando's with the lads on a Friday but that's it.

 

[B.W.]

Great (although I'll wait for the club to announce)

 

[Brian Fantana]

Looks like the Bridders replacement then.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Kazenga Lualua?

Whose that other man from DR Congo?

 

[Man of Harveys]

And well said, Mr Beni Rosenberger Alles Gute Toko, die Insel könnte passen für dich, mit deiner kämpferischen Art kommst du sicher auch dort bei den Fans bestens an.

All the best Toko, the island could be a good fit for you, with your combative style, I'm also sure the fans there will take to you.

LOVE the sound of that!

 

[father_and_son]

Take your pick... I like the "Call Me Maybe" one...


To the advert for Um Bongo....

From way down deep in the Republic of the Congo,
Brighton signed N-zuzi, and played him pretty pronto.
We stuck him in midfield and he danced a dainty tango,
We terrorised the league with our combo from the Congo.

To-Ko, To-Ko, Our player from the Congo.




To A-ha, Take On Me...

You're shying away
He'll be coming for you anyway

To-ko Nzuzi (take him on),
To-ko Nzuzi (take him on)
He'll be gone
Anyyyy-way



Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson

Hey, we just signed you
And this is crazy,
But what's your number,
To-Ko N-Zuzi!

It's hard to look right
At you baby,
But what's your number,
To-Ko N-Zuzi!

Hey, we just signed him,
Toko's crazy,
But what's your number,
Jake Forster-Caskey!

And all the other team,
Try to chase him,
But what's your number,
Jake Forster-Caskey!

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Looks like the Bridders replacement then.

I always viewed Ince as replacing Bridders, but perhaps we can say Nzuzi will, and Ince replaces Andrews

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Toko's gonna getcha...

 

[Brian Fantana]

I always viewed Ince as replacing Bridders, but perhaps we can say Nzuzi will, and Ince replaces Andrews

I've always since Ince as the more box-to-box type player, who would benefit from playing alongside a true holding midfielder - let's hope Toko is that guy.

 

[upthealbion1970]

I always viewed Ince as replacing Bridders, but perhaps we can say Nzuzi will, and Ince replaces Andrews

Nzuzi, Crofts and Ince in midfield

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Crofts, Ince, Stevens and Toko competing for 2 or 3 spaces in midfield depending on who we get in as manager doesn't sound too shabby. And that's assuming Augustein is sold or let go.

 

[ditchy]

Tokio tokio tokio ...tokio tokio ! perhaps

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Crofts, Ince, Stevens and Toke competing for 2 or 3 spaces in midfield depending on who we get in as manager doesn't sound too shabby. And that's assuming Augustein is sold or let go.

Or we play a narrow diamond 4-4-2, with no wingers but attacking full-backs. Toke holding, Ince & Crofts as box-to-box midfielders, and Stephens behind the front two

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Or we play a narrow diamond 4-4-2, with no wingers but attacking full-backs. Toke holding, Ince & Crofts as box-to-box midfielders, and Stephens behind the front two

And leave out Joe Cole. WTF?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Or we play a narrow diamond 4-4-2, with no wingers but attacking full-backs. Toke holding, Ince & Crofts as box-to-box midfielders, and Stephens behind the front two

That would assume we would sack off Lua Lua, March and Buckley.

We don't know how we'll set up until a manager is in place.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

And leave out Joe Cole. WTF?

Apparently Sami Hyppia doesn't get on with Joe Cole

 

[Marshy]

new manager imminent too then... he will have signed this off surely

 

[Stumpy Tim]

That would assume we would sack off Lua Lua, March and Buckley.

We don't know how we'll set up until a manager is in place.

Perhaps he'll play no central midfielders at all. Let's not say anything about anything just in case