Nzuzi Toko SIGNS

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

As a Brighton and Grasshoppers fan (my local team out in Switzerland) I'd be much happier if we were trying to sign Shkelzen Gashi. He's top scorer in the Swiss league this season with 15 goals and counting and is an attacking mid fielder.

What is your opinion of Toko?.

 

[mune ni kamome]

I reckon the new man, whoever he may be, will want Toko Nzuzi.

Gut feel.

I read this as though we are getting "Big Sam Allardyce"

 

[peterward]

As a Brighton and Grasshoppers fan (my local team out in Switzerland) I'd be much happier if we were trying to sign Shkelzen Gashi. He's top scorer in the Swiss league this season with 15 goals and counting and is an attacking mid fielder.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

I read this as though we are getting "Big Sam Allardyce"

Or 'Fat Frank' Lampard.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

That is class (loving the feeble attempt at stopping the ball going into the net by the defender on the line), but nowadays I'm wary of clips like that.

Somewhere, surely, there is a video of Ryan Harley's free-kick against Peterborough a few seasons back. Look at the bigger picture, and you realise that isn't really* a true measure of his abilities. There's probably also one of his penalty against Millwall(?)...


*Might be a slight understatement.

 

[father_and_son]

I would have thought the umbongo song works well

This has taken a while and we better bloody sign him now!!

From way down deep in the Republic of the Congo,
Brighton signed N-zuzi, and played him pretty pronto.
We stuck him in midfield and he danced a dainty tango,
We terrorised the league with our combo from the Congo.

To-Ko, To-Ko, Our player from the Congo.

 

[Marshy]

Crofts will be the first CM on the team sheet when back!

No chance

 

[Surf's Up]

Saw the "Congo All-Stars" at the Komedia last night. If he's the same build as some of those guys he'll be a UNIT!!

 

[Giraffe]

This has taken a while and we better bloody sign him now!!

From way down deep in the Republic of the Congo,
Brighton signed N-zuzi, and played him pretty pronto.
We stuck him in midfield and he danced a dainty tango,
We terrorised the league with our combo from the Congo.

To-Ko, To-Ko, Our player from the Congo.

Lovely stuff. And for those that don't know the tune.

[yt]wYj5o4kQsXs[/yt]

 

[Goldstone1976]

Toko Nzuzi - he eats cassava.
He came from Congo, to join our Kaz.
He tackles like Nobby,
Thank f*ck not like Lopez,
So please don't take our Toko away.

Needs work.

 

[Bozza]

Just WHAT is going on with this?

 

[Left Footer]

Come on Bozza, if you don`t know how would we?

 

[nevergoagain]

Just WHAT is going on with this?

So a cryptic message to say announcement due later today ? #Bozzaknowsall

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Just WHAT is going on with this?

I heard Nigel Farage has refused him entry to the UK.

 

[backson]

I heard Nigel Farage has refused him entry to the UK.

Judging by the videos he'd just kick his way in

 

[Frutos]

Just WHAT is going on with this?

You tell us...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

#swoop

 

[Acker79]

So a cryptic message to say announcement due later today ? #Bozzaknowsall

That is what I thought.

 

[Betfair Bozo]

#swoop

#swoop

#imminent ?

 

[Cold Gettin Dumb]

We
Hear
About him
Tonight ?