Nzuzi Toko SIGNS

[El Presidente]

Posh Spice is a Slapper
She enjoys a good poke-o
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Nzuki Toko

 

[T soprano]

INCE- TOKO - AGUSTEIN

Midfeild power house for next season

Be afraid the rest of the championship be very afraid

"TOKO gonna get ya, TOKO gonna get ya"

 

[JimmyJayUK]

Problem I see is a lot of his challenges in that video were two footed.... Im afraid thats a red card 9 times out of ten in the championship.

 

[Buzzer]

He's gonna tackle you harder
He's gonna knock you over
Whatta we gonna tell the ref when he say's “ooh-la-la”
Toko N-zusi
Toko N-zusi, hey...

Excellent work sir. Would be great to get a new tune of our own going instead of recycling the old ones and "Wake up little Suzie" is a cracking tune to pinch too.

 

[sams dad]

Signing players without a manager. Odd.

Commenting on a thread that's got **** all to do with you. Odd

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Signed by the Swiss born Di Matteo

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Problem I see is a lot of his challenges in that video were two footed.... Im afraid thats a red card 9 times out of ten in the championship.

This. He'll learn

 

[AZ Gull]

I'm confused.

His wikipedia page shows him as "Toko Nzuzi".

The official announcement on the seagulls website calls him "Nzuzi Toko".

Which is it? What is his first name, and what is his surname?

 

[Telford Seagull]

Nzuzi wooaahhh
Nzuzi wooaahhh
He comes from Africa
He's coming after yer!

 

[Pevenseagull]

I am REALLY *STARSTA* happy about this and REALLY *STARSTA* glad I don't play football for a living

get in there you harsh but fair beauty

 

[The Truth]

Posh spice is a slapper
she really is a p'rick
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Toko's dick

 

[We're the Stripes]

I'm confused.

His wikipedia page shows him as "Toko Nzuzi".

The official announcement on the seagulls website calls him "Nzuzi Toko".

Which is it? What is his first name, and what is his surname?

Toko Nzuzi Bundebele would appear to be his full name, though I've already seen it in various combinations. "Nzuzi" to me sounds far more like a surname, so I'd be inclined to go with his wiki. That said, the commentator repeatedly refers to him as "Toko" in the videos in this thread.

Anyhow, looks potentially a useful addition. The kid's played almost 150 games in the Swiss Super League (with plenty of Europa League action on top of that), which isn't bad for someone who's only 23. And *touch wood* hopefully the sign of a player with a fairly unblemished injury record.

 

[B.W.]

Welcome to the mighty Albion Toko Nzuzi or vice versa!

 

[Quinney]

And *touch wood* hopefully the sign of a player with a fairly unblemished injury record.

That gone and done it

 

[upthealbion1970]

Posh spice is a slapper
she really is a p'rick
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Toko's dick

Winner

 

[HenryC]

Problem I see is a lot of his challenges in that video were two footed.... Im afraid thats a red card 9 times out of ten in the championship.

I agree. Lots of yellows/reds. He picked up 9 yellows on 33 games lat year.

 

[Mr Albion]

I agree. Lots of yellows/reds. He picked up 9 yellows on 33 games lat year.

Yep, agree with that, with the ref's we get down here the team had better get used to playing with ten men, he's a walking red card.

 

[Willy Dangle]

He seems to ruin almost everyone he tackles. Like.

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Yep and I think I found the chant at 5mins 13s. 'Toko yaa gooood' could we adopt that.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Yep, agree with that, with the ref's we get down here the team had better get used to playing with ten men, he's a walking red card.

I think the chances are that the club have watched him play many times and will tell him what is, and what is not acceptable in the Championship.

 

[Soulman]

He'll be worth a few points..........well at least on the Scrabble Board.