Nuclear war 'imminent'...

[SeagullinExile]

Blimey, you replied only slightly faster than I edited mine - see above My bad!

Hehe.... no worries!

 

[BlockDpete]

At least those Councils that had the foresight to declare themselves nuclear free will be safe.

Crawley dropped the "Nuclear Free Zone" decades ago.

So might improve the place......

 

[SeagullinExile]

It would be just like our luck to see Albion reach the Promised land, finally, only for us all to be wiped out during the close season.

You just know that's gonna happen - Probably before we secure imminent promotion on the last day of the season.

 

[SeagullinExile]

Crawley dropped the "Nuclear Free Zone" decades ago.

So might improve the place......

Hopefully top of Putins target list.

 

[portlock seagull]

In Europe and America there's a growing feeling of hysteria.
Conditioned to respond to all the threats
In the rhetorical speeches of the Soviets.
Mister Putin said, "We will bury you."
I don't subscribe to this point of view.
It'd be such an ignorant thing to do
If the Russians love their children too.

Precisely. Sting does a masterpiece during the Cold War and no international incidents. Robbie Williams on the other hand releases his take on Russia and before its even charted we're on the verge of the Apocolypse. Another reason to dislike the annoying chorister from Stoke. "Robbie provokes nuclear war" is tomorrow headline folks. Read it here first!

 

[portlock seagull]

Hehe.... no worries!

Thankfully the egg hadn't set on my face so I managed to get it all off

 

[el punal]

If they wiped out the rest of civilisation first, there's a chance Russia could win the world cup too.

Oh well. It will give them the opportunity to go down to the woods, strip off their shirts, beat the shit out of each other and then have a game of "who's got the biggest willy".

 

[jakarta]

Does this mean I don't have to sit down this evening and do my VAT Return?

 

[Hungry Joe]

Oh well. It will give them the opportunity to go down to the woods, strip off their shirts, beat the shit out of each other and then have a game of "who's got the biggest willy".

Usually it's the weedy one who hasn't been taking steroids

 

[SeagullinExile]

Does this mean I don't have to sit down this evening and do my VAT Return?

It'll take more than a nuclear holocaust to stop the tax man hunting you down, mark my words.

 

[jakarta]

It'll take more than a nuclear holocaust to stop the tax man hunting you down, mark my words.

So there's no upside to this end of the world stuff then? Bugger.

 

[GT49er]

Will it be on telly or PPV.

Just need to know how many beers I need to get in to watch it.

PotG. No safe standing though, apparently.

 

[Wellesley]

If they wiped out the rest of civilisation first, there's a chance Russia could win the world cup too.

If it's only the rest of civilisation that they wipe out, they'll still have to contend with those ***** from Croydon.

 

[Two Professors]

Blimey.Dave and George were right!Sign up for Brexit and you'll get World War 3.Wonder if it will be before or after the locusts?I can hear a faint whining noise in the distance-bombers? locusts?No it's alright,just remoaners

 

[ManOfSussex]

I always wondered as well what the 4 battalions of NATO troops in the Baltic and Poland are actually going to do if 150,000 Russian Infantry invaded.

 

[Ernest]

I always wondered as well what the 4 battalions of NATO troops in the Baltic and Poland are actually going to do if 150,000 Russian Infantry invaded.

Run FAST

 

[ManOfSussex]

Run FAST

That's more-or-less what I suspect as well.

 

[NooBHA]

I always wondered as well what the 4 battalions of NATO troops in the Baltic and Poland are actually going to do if 150,000 Russian Infantry invaded.

And that exactly what would happen first. Strategically Estonia just outside Tallin is the is the most effective place for Russia's Nuclear Armoury to be launched from - A large part of their weapons are set up to be launched from there.

During the cold war the Nuclear missile ''trained on London'' was set up to be launched from there.

The moral of the story being, ''don't buy a holiday home in Tallin''

 

[Stat Brother]

Run FAST

Only after a complete breakdown in the chain of command.
Accidentally shooting at 2 battalions worth of allies.
Shouting Hoo-ah.
Ending with meticulously planning the memorial anniversary and haunting rendition of The Stars & Stripes.


Poland - If you weren't there, you won't understand.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

My helmet is widely admired.
I do hire it out at labour only