Now we all know the internet is a haven for viral pretty boys, but who in our own little slice of computer geekdom is the biggest quim baiter.
Dwayne: An out and out ladies man. However this flame haired Nubian is also a man of words, Dwayne loves to talk about the diversity of Dwayne's many interests, Dwayne, Dwayne's celeb friends, the celeb parties Dwayne attended and Dwayne's latest poncy drinking hole. All in all the complete package.
Danny Seagull: A regular on the social circuit, if the ladies want a bottle of 2 Dogs (or whatever you kids call it now a days) and a knee trembler round by the wheelie bins then he's ya man.
TLO: This sensitive metrosexual is so politically correct he will do the ironing, cleaning, cooking, washing and child rear himself. Don't lose that figure ladies as the chances are he'll be breast feeding the little ones himself.
Munkfish: Half man half shaven ape, this cheeky monkey know how to woo the ladies. A candle lit dinner and a finger up the wrongen is all it takes with this smoothy.
Easy 10: This potty mouthed love machine has 226 names for a woman’s front bum. If that doesn’t get them sloppy what will?
LI: You’ve all seen Dwayne’s avatar, you’ve heard about the dress sense, this man is literally beating them off with a twig.
Frag: Mild mannered Frag is everything to everyone. This badger is one giant love organ, capable of satisfying male and female alike. In fact get ya hands off bitch, he’s mine.
Tommy: Mammary lover Tommy certainly has a great track record, but is he a one women man or is there too much love for just one pair of huge chesticles.
Looney: Technically Looney is only here because he refers to scouts as ‘my little chicks’. But once the rally gets started and Looney leathers up they become like moths to a flame.
Uncle Spielberg: This man loves to take a chance whether it be navigating a crowd of Southwick Soldiers to place a bet or displaying his homoerotic fascination with a bearded movie mogul, the ladies just need to strap on and enjoy the ride!
Kinky: Flagrant homosexual. That is all.
1066: Legend has it this love magnet comes from the east, he was thought to be a myth but it now turns out he exists and has been with anywhere between 0-1 women.
Kev: Silver tongued Brighton fan Kev knows how to woo the ladies. Despite no evidence, it is a proven fact.
Dwayne: An out and out ladies man. However this flame haired Nubian is also a man of words, Dwayne loves to talk about the diversity of Dwayne's many interests, Dwayne, Dwayne's celeb friends, the celeb parties Dwayne attended and Dwayne's latest poncy drinking hole. All in all the complete package.
Danny Seagull: A regular on the social circuit, if the ladies want a bottle of 2 Dogs (or whatever you kids call it now a days) and a knee trembler round by the wheelie bins then he's ya man.
TLO: This sensitive metrosexual is so politically correct he will do the ironing, cleaning, cooking, washing and child rear himself. Don't lose that figure ladies as the chances are he'll be breast feeding the little ones himself.
Munkfish: Half man half shaven ape, this cheeky monkey know how to woo the ladies. A candle lit dinner and a finger up the wrongen is all it takes with this smoothy.
Easy 10: This potty mouthed love machine has 226 names for a woman’s front bum. If that doesn’t get them sloppy what will?
LI: You’ve all seen Dwayne’s avatar, you’ve heard about the dress sense, this man is literally beating them off with a twig.
Frag: Mild mannered Frag is everything to everyone. This badger is one giant love organ, capable of satisfying male and female alike. In fact get ya hands off bitch, he’s mine.
Tommy: Mammary lover Tommy certainly has a great track record, but is he a one women man or is there too much love for just one pair of huge chesticles.
Looney: Technically Looney is only here because he refers to scouts as ‘my little chicks’. But once the rally gets started and Looney leathers up they become like moths to a flame.
Uncle Spielberg: This man loves to take a chance whether it be navigating a crowd of Southwick Soldiers to place a bet or displaying his homoerotic fascination with a bearded movie mogul, the ladies just need to strap on and enjoy the ride!
Kinky: Flagrant homosexual. That is all.
1066: Legend has it this love magnet comes from the east, he was thought to be a myth but it now turns out he exists and has been with anywhere between 0-1 women.
Kev: Silver tongued Brighton fan Kev knows how to woo the ladies. Despite no evidence, it is a proven fact.
