NSC's Best Accomplishments

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

The Martyrdom of Dan Glass

 

[Munkfish]

getting kev the ape laid

 

[dannyboy]

Just mentioned this on another thread but it's set me thinking. Off the top of my head:

Raising £2000 for the first REMF giant flag

then losing it

 

[Mendoza]

The KFC Diaries

 

[Easy 10]

Resolving countless technical problems instantly simply by asking whether the faulty appliance has been switched off and on again.

 

[dannyboy]

i went on holiday once based on various recomendations from here and.....
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it was shit

 

[Bluejuice]

I think you mean "greatest accomplishments" not "best accomplishments"

And how about adding the girl who spent a year crying after Safeway bashed her back doors in?

 

[countrygull]

Obviously's what Starry said and the REMF - unequalled accomplishments.
However, two other highlights are the Hereford half time thread in NSC Gold - still sends shivers down my spine - and the memorable storming of the egg chasers site before the 2003 Rugby world cup final - very very funny.

 

[Gazwag]

getting kev the ape laid

never got his dart board up though

 

[The Large One]

Learning what slut-faced whores are for.

 

[Mendoza]

Allowing us find out 300 peoples favourite player, the first game they ever went too, when their grandad died, the weight of their new born baby, favourite biscuit, who they live with, relationship problems, what mobile phone they own, their salary, why their boss is a twat, the last gig they went to , what they had for dinner last night, which member of girls aloud is their favourite, why they cant be arsed to go to Withdean, how fast their broadband connection is, when they last got laid and if they got a blowie, how many partners they’ve had, what their job is, where they live, how old they are, the car they own and want, which block they sit in, how many away games they go to and cant get a cheap train ticket, who went to West Ham, the interest they pay on their mortgage, how much they paid for their last hair cut, their pets name, what drink they have when they go to a pub, the name of their children, any illnesses they have suffered, what they will be watching on TV, who they voted for on X factor, where they are going on holiday and how much they paid, their career aspirations, where they went to school and what qualifications they got, who plays golf, who can play a musical instrument, the girl they used to fancy, which TV show they appeared on in the late 90's, their pet hates, what network their phone is on, which bank they use, who their mates are, people they hate, and what trainers they are going to buy at the weekend



And all this with out ever finding out their name or ever meeting them in person

 

[The Large One]

This site is a goldmine for would-be Identity Thieves.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Fans Reunited

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Celebrating the life and death of Desert Orchid

 

[Robot Chicken]

Yes yes I know

 

[Horsham Gull]

getting kev the ape laid

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Limes/Ants/Cheese. The words of wisdom on these topics alone have enriched lives beyond description.

Possibly.

 

[dougdeep]

Improvements in spelling. DEFINITELY!

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Teaching everybody the definitive use of CAPITAL LETTERS in sentences.

 

[zego]

Sponsoring Guy Butters when he was a raw and unregarded newcomer.