NSCers...how do you earn your living.

[pasty]

I'm a programme analyst and still trying to find out what that means.

 

[Lush]

I'm a programme analyst and still trying to find out what that means.

You watch a lot of telly?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I'm a programme analyst and still trying to find out what that means.

Program: A set of coded instructions that enables a machine, especially a computer, to perform a desired sequence of operations

Analyst: One that analyzes.

Hope this helps

 

[Scoffers]

i'm part of a management team for US based software house

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Aspiring tradesman.

...and University property managing kind of stuff.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

I'm a part-time shit shoveller aka a groom.

 

[Juan Albion]

I can do anything.

 

[Scoffers]

I can do anything.

except win the league

 

[Juan Albion]

except win the league

Yeah, I could do that if the money was right.

 

[Biscuit]

Mind your own business you lazy, tax drainging parasite.
"TAXI FOR BISCUIT!!"

 

[Biscuit]

I write fake letters for problem pages

that's going on my signature! Allong with the occasionly funny remark I do so enjoy!

This is the longest thread I've ever started! :dance:


top stuff.

 

[Dave the OAP]

When Arabs fly their planes in to buildings or the IRA blow up buildings, when Al Queda poison the underground or blow up trains, or some builder drills through a power cable disabling a building, we provide office space/ facilities to enable those businesses hit by the above to continue in business.

Personally I restore client's AS400 systems on to our systems so they have access to their data etc.

When the Manchester telephone exchange burned down a couple of weeks ago, we relocated 25 companies to our facilities and gave them access to our call centres etc.

By heck I am a clever bastard

 

[broadbelly]

I am a automobile retail componants opprative
(sell bits of cars)

 

[The Wookiee]

I used to be a male escort - all legitimate, not in the seedy way you are all thinking!!
If a women needed to be accompanied to dinner or required a date for the evening, then I would oblige.
I have met some very interesting women and shared some fantastic experiences.

All in the past, I am now happily married!!

 

[Biscuit]

I used to be a male escort - all legitimate, not in the seedy way you are all thinking!!
If a women needed to be accompanied to dinner or required a date for the evening, then I would oblige.
I have met some very interesting women and shared some fantastic experiences.

All in the past, I am now happily married!!

Was that the only way you could get a date?

Happy B'day.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

I'm an estate agent here in Spain and also run a consultancy company in UK helping companies increase their profits

 

[Biscuit]

Any doctors, nurses...coppers?

 

[Lush]

Firemen?

 

[looney]

Professional Arsehole

 

[On the Left Wing]

writing