Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
f*** knows what I'm meant to do but I have a computer, a phone and a radio. Supposedly if anything goes wrong at Gatwick airport I am first line of support, in practice however nothing ever goes wrong or if it does it's fixed before anyone can be bothered to tell me.
To this day I cannot fathom how I am paid this much to sit around surfing the net, watching DVD's and playing PlayStation. If they just let me install FM2005 on the machine and unplugged the phone then it would be the best job ever.
Oh and my boss works in a completely different building, and only during office hours, meaning I am left to my own devices 90% of the time which is blissful.
Thank f*** the airport is no longer government owned or taxpayers would go nuts at the money wasted on keeping me employed. Truly unbelievable
To this day I cannot fathom how I am paid this much to sit around surfing the net, watching DVD's and playing PlayStation. If they just let me install FM2005 on the machine and unplugged the phone then it would be the best job ever.
Oh and my boss works in a completely different building, and only during office hours, meaning I am left to my own devices 90% of the time which is blissful.
Thank f*** the airport is no longer government owned or taxpayers would go nuts at the money wasted on keeping me employed. Truly unbelievable