NSC version of Room 101

[Leekbrookgull]

Seeing as it is unlikely that anyone here will ever appear on the programme and it's re-launch tonight. What would you like to go in ? Two for me First driver's who can't fill their fuel tank either side they will queue for England so they can get close to the pump. Second the guy at the cash point in front of you trying to get cash out when it clearly says INSUFFICIENT FUNDS yet they keep trying,but then these are people as opposed to items.

 

[Badger]

Chuggers

 

[The Merry Prankster]

The Argus

 

[Everest]

The Argus

Edit: bugger, damn you

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

overweight chavvy girls who wear brightly coloured tracksuits with the words ' juicy ' or ' golddigga ' emblazoned across their somewhat considerable backside

 

[upthealbion1970]

People who shouldnt park in disabled parking bays but still do

Mini metros

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Just watching Adkins on the football league weekender, he will do, straight in room 101.

 

[pipkin112]

Slugs.....they serve no purpose

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Wasps - poisonous little buggers with no redeeming qualities. Insect world equivalent of Dennis Wise.

 

[catfish]

Cliff Richard

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Lane hoggers or whatever they might be called. Astounding that people see fit to sit in the middle or outer lane when there is plenty of space to revert to the inside lane.

 

[Pevenseagull]

"This"

 

[Manx Shearwater]

People who walk down the street texting and bumping into people as they go.

Fucktards, the lot of them.

 

[Magic Sponge]

Lane hoggers or whatever they might be called. Astounding that people see fit to sit in the middle or outer lane when there is plenty of space to revert to the inside lane.

Beat me to it.
This sort of driving really winds me up !

Another one is people who can't be bothered to say please or thank you.

 

[vegster]

Any tv programme where something has to be done by a feeble, nonsensical deadline ( We only have 3 weeks to get the main hall of the Grange re-carpeted before we host a Women's Institute coffee morning) or voted upon, requiring the host to try to ramp up " tension " by waiting a ridiculus amount of time before announcing the name of the departed..

 

[Wilko]

People that are really SLOW. Slow at cashpoints, slow to get their money ready, slow whilst walking, slow at making decisions, slow in getting to the point and slow at timekeeping. Sort it out you f***ing slow PRICK.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Billy Paynter - simply awful.

 

[pipkin112]

People who walk down the street texting and bumping into people as they go.

Fucktards, the lot of them.

The worse ones are mums pushing prams around Tescos while texting, they shoud be banned.

 

[Everest]

Wasps - poisonous little buggers with no redeeming qualities. Insect world equivalent of Dennis Wise.

Just in case you meant it that way, it should be venomous

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

People who insist on using self-service machines at supermarkets when they don't have the first clue how to do it. So irritating.