NSC Superhero's

[Dr Q]

The Green knife and fork!


Looking at some of the names, I think we have a cast for Marvels new superhero gang film "The Sex Worker Avengers" featuring:
The Pink Dildo,
The Blue Butt Plug
and The Grey Pouffe!!

 

[GreersElbow]

If I do this again right now, it'd be Black Colleague...

Sounds interesting

 

[Jack Straw]

The Blue Pile of Catalogues Reps Have Left That I Can't Be Bothered To Look At.

 

[Camicus]

The black monitor............ I shall be watching............. Or handing out milk

 

[maltaseagull]

Grey Coffeemug

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

The Pink Coconut

 

[Woodchip]

The Blue Airer!!! Feel my wrath!!!

 

[smillie's garden]

The Grey Succulent (quite spiny, so could do a job?)

 

[Norman Potting]

The Blue check printer/copier. It just trips off the tongue.

 

[jackanada]

The Plaid Ashtray.

If I hadn't got out of bed I could be The Naked Nightstand

 

[Stat Brother]

If I move my shoulder I become:-

The Red Battery, 9V.