NSC Summer 6's. 2008. 20th July Preston Park

[Da Man Clay]

Actually the Exiles camp have news also. As today seems to be the day for announcing new signings, I can exclusively reveal that last year's Exiles squad will be supplemented this year with the addition of Jimmy and Rob, of Albion v Donny matches fame.

Your very own Mr Clayton will confirm that these are SIGNIFICANT signings

Ah, im kinda glad you aren't in our group now. I don't really fancy trying to keep Jimmy quiet!

 

[Scotty Mac]

team croc will, we hope, be announcing a SIGNIFICANT signing of our own in the run up to the tournament

has anyone who is NOT a resident of britain ever had the opportunity to perform on this stage before? if not, then we could be making tournament HISTORY

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Don't forget though Chris, its the TAKING PART* that counts.












*just so long as we're TAKING PART in the final

 

[hans kraay fan club]

team croc will, we hope, be announcing a SIGNIFICANT signing of our own in the run up to the tournament

has anyone who is NOT a resident of britain ever had the opportunity to perform on this stage before? if not, then we could be making tournament HISTORY

Ooh, exciting!

Is it Gap-toothed tranny botherer Ronaldo?

Are you going to dress up WW and TCB, and present them to him as his signing on fee?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

simon

Our name is now Agents Orange btw

That is final !!!

 

[Scotty Mac]

Ooh, exciting!

Is it Gap-toothed tranny botherer Ronaldo?

Are you going to dress up Potter and Witham, and present them to him as his signing on fee?

i dont feel that a team of our calibre should be seen to be approving of that sort of behaviour, hence why i have already said no to joey bartons agent

plus, if he required a signing on fee i would do the deed myself, i imagine having sex with ronaldo would be a pretty good experience. not interested in selling the story for a MINT at all

 

[hans kraay fan club]

simon

Our name is now Agents Orange btw

That is final !!!

Okay, 'Agents Orange btw' it is.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Okay, 'Agents Orange btw' it is.

I see what you did there

 

[algie]

I see what you did there

You were bullshitting after all about a new player?

 

[Timbo]

After our training last night we have decided that we will be bringing a goalkeeper and a striker this year.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

After our training last night we have decided that we will be bringing a goalkeeper and a striker this year.

After scoring 16 and conceding NONE in your four group matches last year, I can see why you felt those areas needed attention

*bookiesfavourites*

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

You were bullshitting after all about a new player?

Think he was referring to Livermore.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Livermore is playing in the NSC 6-a-side

That's a bit of a coup. Who's he playing for algie?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Can we please make this a STICKY?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

No need Kev. With just a couple of weeks to go, the BANTER will keep it on the front page anyway

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am not sure if I have been retained. My Higuita-like keeping skills might be ignored this time around.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

What was it like picking one of my balls out of your net last year? Greatest honour of your life?

Did I? I wasn't sure who I was playing really to be perfectly honest, as I was distinctly hungover. I do remember conceding a rather dubious backpass against team NSC. I also remember conceding a dolly through my legs against a team in yellow.