Les Biehn said:I heard you were the main cause of bird flu due to your ponchent for pigeon sex.
That and my great grandfather was the man who slept with the monkey with aids.
Les Biehn said:I heard you were the main cause of bird flu due to your ponchent for pigeon sex.
You will have to come to one of our special summer cricket MEAT UPS... Uncle Buck drinks cheese, Mendoza makes me buy him silly hats, The Full Harris bowls some rippers in the interval, Chappers lets seagulls shit on his belongings, Jailbird supplies the food, Dodgy Dave brings the cookbook etc...BarrelofFun said:The cricket bunch as well!
Trigger said:You will have to come to one of our special summer cricket MEAT UPS... Uncle Buck drinks cheese, Mendoza makes me buy him silly hats, The Full Harris bowls some rippers in the interval, Chappers lets seagulls shit on his belongings, Jailbird supplies the food, Dodgy Dave brings the cookbook etc...
And then there's Pevenseagull's hampers too... One day Dave and Pev will both bring a hamper to the same game and we will get very full.Uncle Buck said:Dodgy Dave's hampers are superb.
Cricket, enough said.
Trigger said:And then there's Pevenseagull's hampers too... One day Dave and Pev will both bring a hamper to the same game and we will get very full.
Get in my belly!
Trigger said:You will have to come to one of our special summer cricket MEAT UPS... Uncle Buck drinks cheese, Mendoza makes me buy him silly hats, The Full Harris bowls some rippers in the interval, Chappers lets seagulls shit on his belongings, Jailbird supplies the food, Dodgy Dave brings the cookbook etc...
And then we mingle with the University of Sussex ladies cricket team.
Get involved!
Les Biehn said:Are you at Sussex Green Man?
Franks Wild Years said:Cheers Barrol. An invite to the post Bristol City bar-bie is in the post.
My grandmother used to play for sussex womens in the fifties.I hope she never came across you lot.
I wish I'd never said that.
Man of Harveys said:Is that Race or Tank?
Barnet Seagull said:There's a fair few, but generally I can't be arsed and they probably can't either.
Uncle Buck said:Anyway, that cheese only turned to liquid as I put all the Bows in the cool box and left the food in the sun.
How could I forget....ChapmansThe Saviour said:That cheese tasted like socks.
And Trigger, I do more than let Seagulls shit on my stuff. Do you not remember my song about Mushy being 'small and weird' or my Bicknell song 'He's got white trousers and a claret hat BIIIIICKNEEEEELLLLLLLL'
ChapmansThe Saviour said:That cheese tasted like socks.
BarrelofFun said:Ahhhhh. Lounging in the sunshine, beer galore. Interval cricket Roll on the summer!! Sussex Uni cricket ladies (I hope)