NSC Personality Of The Year-type-thing

[turienzo's lovechild]

FLAIRNIAC of the year

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Imagine the short list!

Contradiction in terms award goes to............................

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

The above obviously should have had "The Biggest Tosser of the year" bit above it too.

 

[Jahooli]

Most RANDOM use of random

Best vegetable thread

Bestest best thing

Can anyone beat cock juggling thundercunt

 

[Taybha]

The nsc special acheivement award for finding out the way to clapham without asking the insider

 

[footychick]

**** of the year!

 

[Mellotron]

Staunchest defender of a player against all odds:

Nominations -

The Complete Badger - Michel Kuipers
Mellotron - Glenn Murray
blue and white army - Tommy Elphick

 

[Taybha]

**** of the year!

 

[Stoo82]

iPhone poster of the year. Sponserd by Blackberry.

 

[GNF on Tour]

**** of the year!

He was banned yesterday.

 

[HseagullsH]

I suggested this a while ago, think it would be good

Flounce of the Year
Highest poster of the year
Best thread of the year etc etc

With the big one being best poster of the year.

 

[HseagullsH]

Staunchest defender of a player against all odds:

Nominations -

The Complete Badger - Michel Kuipers
Mellotron - Glenn Murray
blue and white army - Tommy Elphick

HAHAHAHAHA I am glad somebody has picked up on blue and white army's love for Tommy.

You don't sit/stand next to him at games though. It's all we get alll game:

"Well up Tommy", "Nice one Tommy"

When Slade subbed him off in one of the recent home games:
"That's it, I think it's time Slade went"

 

[Trufflehound]

**** of the year!

He died in 1035.

**** the Great - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Trufflehound]

Awards-wise, there would shoaly have to be a 'Best Fish Pun' category.

We'd have a whale* of a time. I'd be squids*-in.











* Note for pedants: Yes, I know.

 

[bhaexpress]

He died in 1035.

**** the Great - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

He was suicidal, he tried to drown himself.

 

[KneeOn]

Best advocate for: Atmosphere, No atmosphere, Sack the Manager, Keep the Manager, biggest "If'er", best idea of anything ever, most flair, least flair.

These awards should shame aswell as fame!

Thread related ones: The "Day NSC Was Closed" Award for the most closeable thread that didn't get closed. The Best Friday's Caption Compo award for the person who came up with the best caption on any of the Caption Comps of 2009, The Most Stressed Thread award, for the creater of teh thread that screams I NEED A GOOD SHAG.

 

[User removed 4]

The Bushy award for pissing off the most punters

LC im shocked, you're words are like a dagger piercing my heart

 

[Gwylan]

I think manilaseagull has just made a good candidate for 'dumbest post of the year'

 

[Bwian]

The 'Flagrant Misuse of Multiple Accounts to Attack Dick Knight on a Regular Basis' Award.

 

[Knotty]

I think manilaseagull has just made a good candidate for 'dumbest post of the year'

Seconded.