[Humour] NSC OFFICIAL Caption Competition

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Well?

 

[Pavilionaire]

"Stephen, how would you try to open up that tricky pot on the brown?"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"No Stephen I won't pull that finger"

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

"I'm ten years older than you, and a bit of a tory twat, so why is it you that looks like the red-faced gammon?"

"Er, I'm Scottish "

 

[Gazwag]

Steve says....

I did enjoy you breakfast show on radio 1 Chris

 

[bhafc99]

“So Michael, I hear you might sign for Brighton?”
“Yeah, me and Andrei Kanchelskis. Is the Grand Hotel this way?”

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Your place or pine

 

[el punal]

Well?

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“Screw the pink in, follow through with brown but make sure you don’t end up with the white in the pocket. Don’t overstretch or you may need the rest. Don’t, whatever happens, come off any cushion - you’ll never know where your your balls will end up.”

 

[Is it PotG?]

'You can't even spell your feckin' first name correctly'.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Sorry Steve I've just spotted someone interesting over there I have to go and talk to"

 

[Albion my Albion]

Did you say Trump?

Are you that stupid?

He's a bit tight on the funds these days.