Could be . . . . Drunken anger & rage caused by England bowing out of the World Cup leading to a loss of innocence, hope, self respect and dignity. Hopefully all the anger was taken out on NSC & not his partner's face
Edit: repeat idea!!!! Just read the above!
I'm staying a million miles away from the main debate but having met the OP and written for him for a year I can tell you the bit in bold is very, very out of order. Wouldn't happen.