NSC myths

[Luke93]

Was it aliens in the Southwick tunnel? Or was it a secret government base discussing aliens? Let's ask ERNEST...

 

[Titanic]

You are either a licker or a bedwetter.

 

[SweatyMexican]

That it's somehow utterly inevitable that we will get promoted to the Premiership

But we will?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Tony Bloom is actually potless and has borrowed the money from a bank/silent partner.

 

[catfish]

Vicente is sitting by the phone waiting for a call from Oscar.

 

[sparkie]

Tony Bloom is actually potless and has borrowed the money from a bank/silent partner.

The king of all myths. Obviously his cash comes from shadowy arabian backers who actually have no money.


Because he is not in The Sunday Times Rich list




Actually, let's go with the palace fan ( straw-clutching ) assessment that Tony only has 50 million ( even though he has already spent 165 million on the ground and training facility ).

 

[Titanic]

Tony Bloom is a shrewd businessman and will one day make a fortune selling the Albion.

 

[Goldstone1976]

That Oscar Garcia drinks sangria.

That FFP compliance is the only reason why TB wants to keep operating losses to £8m this season, and lower levels still over the following few seasons.

That the club never sells a player for his "real" value, preferring instead to be philanthropic towards other clubs.

That Nathan Jones knows absolutely nothing about football.

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That [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] is a real person.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Everybody has a GOSBTS ringtone on their NOKIA

I need it on a samsung

 

[Pevenseagull]

dumping the match day sponsors 'man of the match award' would be beneficial, somehow, someway

 

[Seagull1989]

FFP means that we are now counting every single penny than ever before and we are close to not meeting the target

( But we can afford to charter a plane for the Hull match )

 

[fataddick]

Harvey's Sussex Best tastes nice (rather than like a bucket of Ouse water and cat sick strained through a bonfire cultist's charred November 6th underpants).

 

[sparkie]

Harvey's Sussex Best tastes nice (rather than like a bucket of Ouse water and cat sick strained through a bonfire cultist's charred November 6th underpants).

Hehe.. The NSC line would be to ask how much Greene King are paying you

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

That any player or manager with a foreign-sounding name is automatically infinitely better than Greg Bobkins and his ilk.

 

[AZ Gull]

FFP is a waste of time and will never be enforced by the gutless suits at the FA.*

(*Even though it is an initiative voted in by the Championship clubs and has nothing to do with the FA).

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

The mods are all Nazis.



(this is actually true)

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Some of us lead healthy social lives and are a credit to society.

 

[The Truth]

Last season was successful. We were spoiled.

 

[BadFish]

Some of us lead healthy social lives and are a credit to society.

nobody will believe that one, not for a second

 

[Seagull kimchi]

My old man said "Be a Palace fan".....he didn't.