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Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,573
Playing snooker
World's hardest creature competition is fresh, interesting and still funny.
 




Driver8

On the road...
NSC Patron
Jul 31, 2005
16,214
North Wales
Several posters are ITK and have contacts deep within the club. They always get to know who we are about to sign as well as what every current player earns.
 


Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
Calderon is going to make a wonderful manager/coach despite the fact that nobody knows if he has any coaching badges yet.
 


Mowgli37

Enigmatic Asthmatic
Jan 13, 2013
6,371
Sheffield
Gus gave up and didn't give a shit during the run-in last year

JFC has now finished his development and is officially League One at best

Greer is an awful defender

Next season will be THE season
 


BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,201
The Illuminati were behind / going to attack the London Olympics.

Oh come on, get real, They were going to attack (and they produced plenty of evidence for their 'secret' attack) but.......but........they were exposed by those ITK and called of their attack. Less of your ridicule sir , we should be thankful of the brave people who saw that there were shapes, vague symbolism and tenuous connections being used to control us.

The fact that they didn't bother with The Winter Olympics has kind of devalued the event IMHO.
 




Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
That i have a favourite elbow called Alan, strangely the only joint on the left hand side that i prefer. Pedro the knee, Androcles the wrist and Big Danny ankle are all down the right. The truth is that it's not the only joint down the left i class the best. I have strong feelings toward the middle phalanx's base knuckle, named Diplodocus, which is on my left hand.
 


BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,201
We should, will and must get promoted. We should not take any notice of the fact that their are many better teams around us more equipped to go up.

The divine right is ours and any manager that fails to achieve this in any given season (including his first) must be questioned, criticised and then sacked.
 














Blue Valkyrie

Not seen such Bravery!
Sep 1, 2012
32,165
Valhalla
Gus is a Saint ( who turned down Reading ).
 
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Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,875
Brighton, UK
Anyone even slightly implying that an action taken by the club might not have been the epitome of sheer perfection is an ungrateful little moaner who'd obviously far prefer to be sitting at Withdean in the rain.
 






JBizzle

Well-known member
Apr 18, 2010
6,230
Seaford
Ashley Barnes was the worst striker we've ever had.

Ashley Barnes is the best striker we've ever had.

[Insert player] is League One at best.

Michael Owen was going to, nearly did or will sign for us.

Plan B essentially equates to "lump it long".
 






The Truth

Banned
Sep 11, 2008
3,754
None of your buisness
The 9/11 attacks pulled off by middle eastern people definetly still lingers about.
 




Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
4-4-2 is the answer to our problems.
 


The Truth

Banned
Sep 11, 2008
3,754
None of your buisness
If you believe one theory, you must believe them all!
 


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