Employed in terms of being paid to turn up to a place daily and carry out mostly menial tasks for perhaps 2 of the 7 hours i am there per day. The rest of the time i witter or grumble about how everything seems different these days. I reckon i'm only still there thanks to the disciplinary discrimination act and me dangling it in front of them hysterically when i was at my post-road-accident maddest. I think they confuse my fixatedness with solving a problem for someone who calls "determination", when in fact i just can't let things go that seem unjust and unfair. Or maybe they just burp sympathy in my direction and perceive that it's better for me to look busy to onlookers and myself than to sit and distract colleagues from their work by asking them about the nicest moustache they've seen or felt, and other such foolish enquiries. Anyway, i have a job. So there.
Unemployed and no idea why. Worked continuously for nearly 30 years but it's as if that doesn't count amongst the recruitment fraternity. Ideas welcomed!!