NSC Look alikes

[Don Quixote]

My sister tells me I look like Leo Dicaprio in "What's eating gilbert grape?".

 

[Danny-Boy]

go ahead punk

oh sorry i mean

I have a friend of 40 years, when he was young he looked like Clint and pulled all the birds rotten.

Now he has grey hair and looks like Sting, however his sphincter muscles are notoriously slack, so we call him "Stink" instead.

 

[Danny-Boy]

I've been told I look like Eddie (The Eagle) Edwards so that explains my non-existent sex life.

 

[Taybha]

I have a friend of 40 years, when he was young he looked like Clint and pulled all the birds rotten.

Now he has grey hair and looks like Sting, however his sphincter muscles are notoriously slack, so we call him "Stink" instead.

Are you saying we are not mates anymore ?

 

[R. Slicker]

If you lot are so handsome, How come the southstand looks like casting extras for a monster movie? (me included ,of course)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

There was a bloke in H Block yesterday who looked remarkably like Trigger

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I get told at least once a week by strangers I look like either Danny Dyer or Kelly Jones from Stereophonics, those two I can handle but some of the less complimentary lookalikes I've been told are

John Terry
Sam Allardyce (!)
Craig Charles (!!!?)
Ernie from Sesame Street
Terrance from South Park
Stifler from American Pie when I wear my hair flat

Have you ever heard of a more diverse selection of ringers!

 

[Sheebo]

Ernie from Sesame Street
Terrance from South Park

Spot on

 

[defrocked priest]

I've been told I'm so ugerly I look my neck threw up.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Spot on

Do you recall you and Rumble making me do the Terrance laugh incessantly

 

[Sheebo]

Add a bit more to the face and cut the hair a little and you've got...

CECIL

 

[Sheebo]

Do you recall you and Rumble making me do the Terrance laugh incessantly

Haha - vaguely...

Rumble looks like Greg Rusedski for sure.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Was it you and not Gazza that offered Moat some chicken and fishing time?

 

[tonymgc]

I've been told Danny Wallace, The author/tv presenter not the football player.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I've been told Danny Wallace, The author/tv presenter not the football player.

I'd say more

 

[fire&skill]

I was asked by some teenagers in Padstow town centre once if I was Jack Dee. When I jokingly said 'Yeah' in a miserable tone of voice, they all ran back to their mates excited and shouting 'I told ya!' etc

It must've been a period of Mr Dee's life when he'd really let himself go though

 

[Deanbha]

Bounce ha ha.

 

[rocker959]

Used to be Rick Wakeman when my hair was long

 

[TSB]

In my life I've been told:

Tim Henman / Robbie Williams / Martin Fowler / David Beckham / Tyrone from Corrie / Gay Craig from Big Brother 4 or sometihng like that / Gary Lucy / James Corden (think / hope that one WAS a joke)

No word of a lie.

DEFINITELY Martin Fowler. Deadringer.

 

[Guy Crouchback]

When I played football my team mates used to call me "Guardiola", because
of the physical similarity (not because of my football skills, unfortunately).

*of course, that was 20 kilograms ago*