NSC Kiss Chase

[Tom Bombadil]

I'd like to kiss you Les, cos I know you fancy me.

 

[watsongooal]

Take her up the Downs, so to speak. There's plenty of grassy hills there

I read that quickly and thought it said "anyone with downs"

Blimey

 

[Everest]

I read that quickly and thought it said "anyone with downs"

Got you randy now, has it?

 

[watsongooal]

Lets just say I am typing thiw with my lef hand

 

[Commander]

Lets just say I am typing thiw with my lef hand

You are one sick motherfucker.

 

[watsongooal]

You are one sick motherfucker.

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Why thank you Ashley

 

[Les Biehn]

I'd like to kiss you Les, cos I know you fancy me.

A little. I can talk about boobies and you can pat me on the head and tell me how Freud would say I have a boob fetish to cover up my castration anxiety. Then we could make out but it would all go horribly wrong because all I want to do it get drunk and be silly and you would want to watch Italian Neo realist films and read Chomsky.

 

[Commander]

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Why thank you Ashley

No problem William.

 

[The Large One]

Lets just say I am typing thiw with my lef hand

A bit like the Roz, whose limbs keep falling off...

 

[Stoichkov]

I'd happily kiss the lot of you but you'd better run fast as I've got herpes

 

[Les Biehn]

I'd happily kiss the lot of you but you'd better run fast as I've got herpes

Doesn't scare me I also have herpes.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

A little. I can talk about boobies and you can pat me on the head and tell me how Freud would say I have a boob fetish to cover up my castration anxiety. Then we could make out but it would all go horribly wrong because all I want to do it get drunk and be silly and you would want to watch Italian Neo realist films and read Chomsky.

But we have to give it a chance - you only get one life and you should grasp every opportunity for happiness. Do you want to be sitting in a home a lonely old man smelling of piss and dying of cancer of the bum regretting that you never snogged the leftwing intelectual snob?

 

[Everest]

I have hispes.

 

[watsongooal]

I have hispes.

Ive had Krispies

 

[Commander]

Ive had Krispies

Who hasn't?

 

[Les Biehn]

But we have to give it a chance - you only get one life and you should grasp every opportunity for happiness. Do you want to be sitting in a home a lonely old man smelling of piss and dying of cancer of the bum regretting that you never snogged the leftwing intelectual snob?

Snogging is fine but you will put me on a pedestal and call me things like 'my boy, my boy!'. Imagine me as I and you as Uncle Monty. You will try to change me and I will get bored and crave the slums of working class existence. It is this knowledge that will see me through those dark nights.

 

[NMH]

I would kiss Yorkie, in the hope that next time, she would let me have any Albion ticket she's offering for nothing.

 

[algie]

Who would you kiss? I would go for MoH because I want to kiss a real man, someone who is romantic and tender but is gonna smash me home behind closed doors.

I'll give you a Glasgow kiss Les

 

[Race]

I would chase Ernest and RAVISH him.......and then kick him in the bollocks HARD!

Ernie

 

[Yorkie]

I would chase Ernest and RAVISH him.......and then kick him in the bollocks HARD!

Ernie

I reckon the club could charge tickets to see that.