NSC Kick About at The Amex?

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Having been lucky enough to play on the pitch (for free), it is an absolutely fantastic experience. If I had that sort of money to spend I would be very tempted to do it again.

Scoring at The Amex in a match with your mates? It's hard to put a price on it; even if there is no one in the crowd, it's an overwhelming feeling. I should know

 

[Ernest]

I'm tempted by the idea of LEADING my ARS onto the pitch and I will be John Terry

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

What about parking?

Free parking included. However, you will have to wait until at least 75 minutes after the final whistle before you are allowed to drive out of the car park

 

[Commander]

Jesus, the club is whoring itself now

Sorry, what exactly is the problem with this? What on earth are the club supposed to be doing wrong now?

Funny how it always seems to be the same people who moan about the club trying to maximise revenue, yet also moan that we don't sign good enough players.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Can't see the problem myself. They're not going to offer it for a fiver, are they? It's one of those "experiences" that's meant to be a little bit exclusive.

The places will get snapped up by corporate types, and the club will benefit by thousands of pounds for a couple of days' use of the pitch.

Some people seem determined to snipe for the sake of it.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

can you also have richard reynolds announcing the teams with the snazzy graphics on the JUMBO SCREEN?

 

[Ravids]

would do it if it was a fiver each, but £178? You have gotta be barking mad.

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

I would LOVE to play at The Amex.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

would do it if it was a fiver each, but £178? You have gotta be barking mad.

More like: you have to work for a company that will pay, either for a charity event, or for a corporate bonding thing. Pretty obvious who this is aimed at.

 

[Hiney]

I think it's a ****ing brilliant idea.

 

[Hiney]

Number Nine, Kevin the Apppppppeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I would do it if the sum was guaranteed to do something worthwhile.

I'll not pay the wages of a run of the mill player earning more than most people.

 

[El Sid]

I would do it if the sum was guaranteed to do something worthwhile.

I'll not pay the wages of a run of the mill player earning more than most people.

Zamora?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Number Nine, Kevin the Apppppppeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Number ten: Big Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Will they be playing GOSBTS as I trot out?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Scoring at The Amex in a match with your mates? It's hard to put a price on it; even if there is no one in the crowd

Without wanting to flog a gag to death - they could call it 'The Ipswich Town Matchday Experience' :

A truly authentic Albion experience can be yours from just £200 per player. Play on the Amex pitch with absolutely no noise or atmosphere to distract you. You ARE Rohan Ince, Matthew Upson or Tomasz Kusczak as you look around you on the stroke of 80 minutes and see nothing but empty seats on all four sides of the ground.

Scoring goals optional. The number of spectators announced may be more than the number of mates you've brought along to watch. No crapping in the changing rooms. See website for full terms and conditions.

 

[dougdeep]

Some people seem determined to snipe for the sake of it.

Not at all. People are sniping because the average fan couldn't afford it.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Not at all. People are sniping because the average fan couldn't afford it.

Sake. It's not aimed at "the average fan" to any real degree.

Supply & demand. It's one of these "once in a lifetime" sort of experiences that they've put together because they know there are enough corporate sorts out there who will pay for it, that or individuals looking for something for a special occasion.

Yes, they could offer it for twenty quid a head (even then, some would probably moan that it should be fifteen), but at the end of the day, they figure they'll sell them at nearly £200 without too many problems, hence that's where they've set the price. It's meant to be aspirational, darling.

Are you going to moan at Richard Branson because his Virgin Galactic experiences are out of the price range of the average space fan?

 

[Commander]

Not at all. People are sniping because the average fan couldn't afford it.

Well it's clearly not aimed at the average fan, is it? And rightly so.

 

[dougdeep]

Sake. It's not aimed at "the average fan" to any real degree.

Supply & demand. It's one of these "once in a lifetime" sort of experiences that they've put together because they know there are enough corporate sorts out there who will pay for it, that or individuals looking for something for a special occasion.

Yes, they could offer it for twenty quid a head (even then, some would probably moan that it should be fifteen), but at the end of the day, they figure they'll sell them at nearly £200 without too many problems, hence that's where they've set the price. It's meant to be aspirational, darling.

Are you going to moan at Richard Branson because his Virgin Galactic experiences are out of the price range of the average space fan?

I didn't moan about anything Edna. No real need for the condescension.