NSC Googlisms and their closest substitutes

[Gordon Bennett]

NSC also comes top for "naked quietly watching MotD2"

 

[CheeseRolls]

dog-pummellers 1st and 2nd - no prizes for guessing the poster who introduced this obtuse hurled insult.

 

[Puppet Master]

Brilliant!

I have had to explain to LOADS of people at work about Hiney Art. It's usually along the lines of:

"Hey Ian, I typed your name into Google last night and came across a pic of you as The Pope. What the **** is that all about"

"Well....... it's a long story......"

 

[cloud]

More snow tomorrow - 8th

 

[Simster]

(I appreciate I'm nt playing this game correctly but it always amazes me what NSC ranks 1st for)

Next up: how to pronounce bukkake

 

[Simster]

Brilliant!

I have had to explain to LOADS of people at work about Hiney Art. It's usually along the lines of:

"Hey Ian, I typed your name into Google last night and came across a pic of you as The Pope. What the **** is that all about"

"Well....... it's a long story......"

That really is quality. It must be quality asking acquaintances to type your name into Google and them finding your head pasted onto iconic photographs from the last 100 years.

 

[Bozza]

"is this fixtures" - first, above about 54,999 other results about, errrm, fixtures.

 

[Puppet Master]

Nowhere to be seen for "is Kanchelskis signing" which is a bit strange.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

"is this fixtures" - first, above about 54,999 other results about, errrm, fixtures.

Sorry if fixtures is top 2

Seagull in a chimney - NSC comes 7th

 

[soistes]

"stripey nigel" first (just above bbs)

 

[soistes]

"ees complicated"
all of the top five

 

[Was not Was]

"I even had to fold it in" is top ... out of six results.

 

[Colossal Squid]

I have access to a few tools which have highlighted the following as amusing top ranked terms for NSC:

Short Crap Jokes (1st)
Tottenham Hotspur Jokes (1st)
Fancy Dress Sluts (2nd)
Bukkake Pronunciation (3rd)
Paula Radcliffe Pissing (3rd)
Dogging Sites North East (3rd)
Local Slags Numbers (3rd)
Tits Oot (4th)
Caroline Aherne Tits (4th)
Homeopathy is Bullshit (8th)

 

[Puppet Master]

Nothing for titssssssssssss or bum grapes either

 

[Puppet Master]

Or bald with a merkin (who remembers that one?)

 

[Husty]

Sorry to sound like one of these conspiracy theory wankers but people should check out this link: http://dontbubble.us It does a good job of explaining why NSC pages find themselves at the top of search results from people who use NSC a lot.

 

[Gazwag]

Its always good fun looking though Bozza's list of NSC searches to see the weird and wonderful people look for

 

[Colossal Squid]

Sorry to sound like one of these conspiracy theory wankers but people should check out this link: http://dontbubble.us It does a good job of explaining why NSC pages find themselves at the top of search results from people who use NSC a lot.

If you really want to see unpersonalised and unfiltered Google search results you should try searching in incognito mode.

 

[Husty]

If you really want to see unpersonalised and unfiltered Google search results you should try searching in incognito mode.

I don't particularly mind it, just offering an explanation as to why some people find NSC at the top of quite common searches. Although I'm not sure that Google Chrome incognito mode would really do much in this regard, it's about (a single) browsers history and cookies not search results (does it even do a do no track request?)

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Hiney art comes in at number one - despite there being an actual artist called Frank Hiney who only registers at two. The images for Hiney art are great!

WONDERFUL.