NSC Gold requirements

[Garage_Doors]

There are a few ways.

Bin festery is one.
Flouncing is another.
Starting a thread about a player, saying they are crap and "what do they do?" before the same players goes on to become a star for us.
Or simply getting something wrong, like typing "were loose" instead of "we'll lose" or asking whether the club shop opens on Christmas Morning leading to pages of ridicule to follow (not that I've ever read the latter, but it's only a matter of time before someone asks).

Or leaving a game at half time when we are 2-0 down and posting how shit we are before the game has finished.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

There has't been a proper public flounce for ages - people seem to get their coat, finish their pint and slip off quietly home these days.

What is the world/NC coming to? I blame Brexit (and Trump).

 

[WildWood]

Providing pictures as evidence to help with a 'should I or shouldn't I' type question would strongly increase the chance of gold!

 

[Questions]

Firstly ask for someone to be banned for juvenile behaviour.
Then accuse them of hacking.
Then wait for the man who f..ucked your mother to arrive (God bless him)
Then when he bites unleash the 'Lord of the Dance songs' on him.

It's out there and I think I'm due some classy cheese footballs this afternoon.

 

[Taybha]

This is silly , i'm off for a curry .

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Has to be approved by NSC gltterati then I think Barber has final say.


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[AmexRuislip]

What time does the 10:00 o'clock bus leave for Mill Road?

 

[Triggaaar]

I apologize if I sound a bit like a knob

Well that's that out of the way. Go ahead, what's your question?

what's the criteria for a thread to reach NSC Gold status? As far as I know, the thread has to be a massive binfest, but other than that?

See post #11

 

[Triggaaar]

There has't been a proper public flounce for ages

Yeah we had rick nodes.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

A bit of aggro helps i.e. "I apologize if I sound a bit like a knob" don't underestimate yourself.

 

[The GIF dude]

Few GIFs might help things along


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[desprateseagull]

Rule 1 of NCS Gold club - Never talk about NSC Gold club..

 

[Biscuit]

A memorable phrase always helps, such as "were loose" or in the case of the tear inducing Fireman Dan thread "fold it in"/"in my defence I've been knocking one out over her mate for ages."

 

[hitony]

Yeah we had rick nodes.

He is still about.......

 

[Superphil]

The inability to send PMs when trying to shift your ticket because you're away.

Also, Cardiff s PA system and Sam Hamman asking everyone to stay off the pitch so the lads can do a lap of honour at the end of the game, only to find out that by losing the game meant they had nothing to do a lap of honour about.

 

[Triggaaar]

He is still about.......

Well he still had a good flounce. Is he under one of his rhodes user names, or something else now?

 

[hitony]

Well he still had a good flounce. Is he under one of his rhodes user names, or something else now?

Something else.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Just had a look at the NSC Gold threads, nothing put into that section for over 3 years now

The ' Large firework display last night ' thread is worth a read.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

ell, bollocks to the ****ing lot of you. Binfest your arse off for all I care.

I am sick to the back teeth of lies an innuendos being written about me on here. I haven't given anyone nearly enough information about me or what I 'know' or 'don't know', so who the **** are people to think they can?

The one that really does my head in is when Bloom took over and some idiot wrote 'I bet TLO is gutted now we've got a new chairman'. What a ****ing spanner.

Bollocks to NSC. Bollocks to REMF. Bollocks to the ****ing lot of you.

It's all ****ing SHIT. TLO is flouncing and I'm out of here.

 

[Blackadder]

Doesn't have to be a binfest. Sometimes they are just funny (unintentionally). Kev the Ape and his mum descending on Falmer Village comes to mind.