NSC forms the Government

[Lady Whistledown]

Can I have the Foreign Office please? I just want to max out on travel.

Certainly. You have a meeting in Syria tomorrow at 0900hrs, followed by a lunch engagement in Mogadishu with the head of the UN Defence Force and the Somali Minister for International Affairs, and then the redeye flight to Pyongyang for breakfast with Kim Jong Un.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Please sir, can I be Speaker of the House?

 

[Triggaaar]

Trigaaar shall be the Education Secretary.

It's two 'g's for god sake boy. Detention for you.

Head of Pedantry

government has a small g

It doesn't when it's at the start of a sentence. Join Mowgli in detention.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

It's two 'g's for god sake boy. Detention for you.

It doesn't when it's at the start of a sentence. Join Mowgli in detention.

For "god" sake or for "god's" sake? Join the others ......

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Spelt. Spelled is a hideous Americanism.

It's good enough for HCGS and the Oxford dictionary.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/spell

 

[Triggaaar]

For "god" sake or for "god's" sake? Join the others ......

I only had to write two sentences without a mistake and I couldn't even do that

It's not easy being an MP I tell you.

 

[Eeyore]

Our [MENTION=4156]glasfryn[/MENTION] would be Minister for Moggies.

 

[Hyperion]

Certainly. You have a meeting in Syria tomorrow at 0900hrs, followed by a lunch engagement in Mogadishu

Bless you

 

[El Presidente]

Are you reading, [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] ?

I'm touched xxx

 

[El Presidente]

Please sir, can I be Speaker of the House?

[MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] will be speaker of the ARS

 

[Lady Whistledown]

[MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] will be speaker of the ARS

Does that mean he'll be talking out of it?

 

[glasfryn]

@glasfryn Secretary of State for Health.......expect some fairly swift reforms.

Meade's Ball as Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport.
Glasfryn as Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs.

Can I have the Foreign Office please? I just want to max out on travel.

Our @glasfryn would be Minister for Moggies.

Jeez not much multi-tasking then
will have to get the Mrs to be my personal assistant at lets say 100k a year ................well we can't let M&S go bust can we

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

[MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] will be speaker of the ARS

I thought he had been ejected from the house.

 

[Mowgli37]

It's two 'g's for god sake boy. Detention for you.

It doesn't when it's at the start of a sentence. Join Mowgli in detention.

*God's sake

3:00pm in the Head's study with me and Vegas

 

[Triggaaar]

*God's sake

3:00pm in the Head's study with me and Vegas

I'll bring the beer.

 

[jimhigham]

Certainly. You have a meeting in Syria tomorrow at 0900hrs, followed by a lunch engagement in Mogadishu with the head of the UN Defence Force and the Somali Minister for International Affairs, and then the redeye flight to Pyongyang for breakfast with Kim Jong Un.

Kim is a pussy cat provided you bring along some cheese.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

OK, maybe a few we need to amend some designated ministers:

Secretary for the State of the Defence

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I thought he had been ejected from the house.

I think you're mixing that up with the time he ejaculated in the house.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Bozza would be Minister for Technology and Media Gadgets shirley.

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HB & B - Public Relations

Malcolm Tucker? Oh yes.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Nominations for Chief Whip?