Each side must nominate a whacky plump "nan" type character who doesnt know the f***ing rules despite cabbaging in front of said TV show every Saturday night.
Since Artois has neglected to assign this role to key members in each team, I hereby do it for him:
The nanna of the J.P. family shall be Meades_Ball and the Manson nan shall be the wittiest, most hilarious poster of all time (as voted by the entire NSC community only recently), Safeway Seagull.
Your jobs are to dribble something incoherent when it is your turn, to the amusement of the entire board.