NSC essential maintenance for upgrade

[Bozza]

Yes, very good Bozza.

Oh, and how about posting a delicious rumour at 9.55 as well.

A scurrilous suggestion.

(Noted and will do)

 

[Bozza]

And shoehorned in a plug to get more followers too. Top spamming.

#DoffsCap

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

You are EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

 

[chucky1973]

thank Fcuk for that, i will now be able to do some work for the next 2 days.

 

[Badger]

Instead of turning the site off, how about making it unbearably slow?

 

[Bozza]

Instead of turning the site off, how about making it unbearably slow?

With our super-duper (yet quite expensive) hosting set-up, NSC go-slows are but horrible memories from the distant past.

#TemptingFate

 

[Norman Potting]

Breaking news from the club - it is confirmed that Z......................................................

Too late!

 

[Hampden Park]

see you in 2 days

 

[Badger]

With our super-duper (yet quite expensive) hosting set-up, NSC go-slows are but horrible memories from the distant past.

#TemptingFate

Give me a few minutes with the database and I can guarantee to slow things down massively with some badly written SQL.

 

[Pevenseagull]

9/10

 

[SeagullSongs]

 

[Tony Hancock]

Oh good . wont have to read all the rubbish transfer rumours. See you all Sat when we know Messi ,Ronaldo and Walcott will be playing for us at Burnley

 

[Bozza]

Started it - it looks too difficult - gave up.

As you were.

 

[PriapismBoy]

Lol

 

[Bladders]

Bastard!!!!!!!

 

[SeagullSongs]

Started it - it looks too difficult - gave up.

As you were.

 

[Woodchip]

 

[narly101]

Very funny Bozza.

 

[Safeway]

That's a relief. NSP was starting to creak under the weight of 13 visitors.

#notasgoodaplug

 

[peterward]

Started it - it looks too difficult - gave up.

As you were.

complete abuse of power over us information hungry minions- though funny all the same, you're a bad man