NSC - downtime at 6pm on Wednesday March 2nd

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Well of course balancing an oversized rectangle on your lap doesnt make you look a prat at all. Oh no.

 

[Jim D]

It's all very well going on about Apple, but what about Orange? What are they going to do as a response?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Good lord. And at such a convenient SIZE for a camera as well.

I simply cannot believe more people arn't walking round with cameras the size of a Yellow Pages these days, but thankfully that gap in the market has finally been filled. What WOULD we do without Apple ?

I've heard rumours that it will have some sorting of hinging device built in and so you'll be able to fold it to the size of the new Thompson Local meaning you should be able to slip it up your jumper for safe and convenient transportation.

 

[Badger]

There is a rumour going round that they are going to release a WHITE version, just imagine how AMAZING that will be. Being Apple I'm sure they will be reasonable and only charge £100 extra for the white version. I might even buy one of each so I can match it against my current attire.

 

[Easy 10]

I've heard rumours that it will have some sorting of hinging device built in and so you'll be able to fold it to the size of the new Thompson Local meaning you should be able to slip it up your jumper for safe and convenient transportation.

Excellent news.
I'd taken to cramming my iPad down the front of my trousers, but I must admit that made sitting down a bit tricky, and getting up again was a bit of a chore, on trains especially.

You'd think they'd bring out a pocket-sized iPad wouldn't you ? Can you just imagine if they ever managed to do that ? I guess its too much to ask though, cramming that kind of technology into a phone-sized device.

One day though.
One day.

 

[brakespear]

Excellent news.
I'd taken to cramming my iPad down the front of my trousers, but I must admit that made sitting down a bit tricky, and getting up again was a bit of a chore, on trains especially.

You'd think they'd bring out a pocket-sized iPad wouldn't you ? Can you just imagine if they ever managed to do that ? I guess its too much to ask though, cramming that kind of technology into a phone-sized device.

One day though.
One day.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Well, piss off then you dullard. You won't be missed.

Hello mr kettle, it's me, pot!

 

[Badger]

Excellent news.
I'd taken to cramming my iPad down the front of my trousers, but I must admit that made sitting down a bit tricky, and getting up again was a bit of a chore, on trains especially.

You'd think they'd bring out a pocket-sized iPad wouldn't you ? Can you just imagine if they ever managed to do that ? I guess its too much to ask though, cramming that kind of technology into a phone-sized device.

One day though.
One day.

Oh come on now you're just being ridiculous, they can do amazing things but what you are asking for is basically a miracle, be realistic

 

[Everest]

Superb news Bozza.

I have to take my daughter back to Portsmouth at that time, so at least I won't be bored - too much.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

'Teach us to be like sheep!' they said,
'So you can lead us like lambs'.

 

[Bozza]

Pathetic (again).

Do you really think so?

Whilst amazing, there are some small failings in iPad v1.0 and with Android starting to get their act together in the tablet computing space, I think it's probably a good time for a product refresh.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Look as far as Bozza is concerned its veritable PORN for him. He will have kleenex at the ready. Mark my words.

 

[hitony]

I was not aware of this exciting news, i had arranged for the 4 in my avatar to call round at about that time on Tuesday for as bit of fun, have just cancelled it, thanks Bozza I wouldn't want to miss this for anything

 

[Giraffe]

A sensible cause of action Hitony. It is worth noting that I've heard that Apple are giving away a full night with some of their promo girls to the first 100 buyers at their store in New York.

I will therefore be flying out on the Tuesday to get in the queue, sleeping rough overnight outside the store to ensure that I don't miss out. The wife has pointed out that it would be cheaper to get a hooker in but then I wouldn't have the lovely shiney new Ipad2 to wave in her face would I?!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

A sensible cause of action Hitony. It is worth noting that I've heard that Apple are giving away a full night with some of their promo girls to the first 100 buyers at their store in New York.

I will therefore be flying out on the Tuesday to get in the queue, sleeping rough overnight outside the store to ensure that I don't miss out. The wife has pointed out that it would be cheaper to get a hooker in but then I wouldn't have the lovely shiney new Ipad2 to wave in her face would I?!

Oh, I don'y know... I bet some of the more expensive 'ladies of the night' are already experimenting some new 'moves' for the gadget... then you could have your cake AND eat it.


From poetry to porn...... what a day!

 

[hitony]

A sensible cause of action Hitony. It is worth noting that I've heard that Apple are giving away a full night with some of their promo girls to the first 100 buyers at their store in New York.

I will therefore be flying out on the Tuesday to get in the queue, sleeping rough overnight outside the store to ensure that I don't miss out. The wife has pointed out that it would be cheaper to get a hooker in but then I wouldn't have the lovely shiney new Ipad2 to wave in her face would I?!

Above and beyond it being sensational news, I do think it's only right to support the boss as well, book 2 flight tickets mate, i'm there with you

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

iwhat?

 

[Giraffe]

iwhat?

Pretty sure they will come up with a better name for it than that.

 

[Marc]

latest rumours suggest the iPad 2 will have a portable plug-in TELESCOPE that you take with you so that viewing the stars and high rise apartment blocks where women get undressed will become much SIMPLER.

Also the default ringtone on the newly inbuilt telephone system will be a Sheep going BAAAA BAAAA BAAAA!

 

[jordanseagull]

Is it going to be EVEN thinner?!?! *gasp*