NSC cool points

[Cheeky Monkey]

Every post by Mendoza must be greeted with the phrase 'Mendoza-mongous pop pickers'

 

[Simster]

If you accidentally meet other NSCers in real life, you must refer to them by their username because christian names do not exist

Er, I think that makes you a tosser rather than cool. Surely?

 

[sydney]

me , easy 10 ,the large one, the rest of you can do one .....apart from dwayne ,he's sound.

 

[User removed 4]

You must refer to other posters by their first name rather than their username.

 

[Simster]

You must refer to other posters by their first name rather than their username.

Spot on, CLAY.

And the name must be in UPPER CASE.

 

[Dave the OAP]

what do you do if you are old and cant remembers peoples first name?

 

[Taybha]

you must be able to recognise that a poster is a girl even if thier user names are really confusing like Jan

 

[Was not Was]

I'm not sure you can fit all these qualities into a single, composite poster.

Maybe you should be be developing three or four different typologies.

May I be so bold as to suggest four typologies and a typical poster for each?:

Pervert - Danny Seagull
Remembers when NSC was good - Easy 10
Knows everything and everyone - Lord B
Crazy right winger - Coventry

Is there a mega-poster who doesn't fit any of these typologies?

 

[rool]

You must be able to tell a little story about how you have lived in every village, town & city in the world to show how wise you are. Extra coolness if some random person mysteriously has a picture of you on their fire side for no apparent reason.

 

[Man of Harveys]

We are ALL individuals. Except me.

 

[alan partridge]

Sorry, got my taking umbrage head on this morning

sorry can't resist this one...

You have OTHER heads??

 

[Tooting Gull]

Faithfully reproducing some worthless Argus story on here within 30 seconds of it appearing on their site.

 

[User removed 4]

Spot on, CLAY.

And the name must be in UPPER CASE.

It is , admittedly , a name ripe for unfettered pisstaking, but from someone called SIMEON ?? You sound like the victorian dad character in viz

 

[User removed 4]

sorry can't resist this one...

You have OTHER heads??

 

[Acker79]

Faithfully reproducing some worthless Argus story on here within 30 seconds of it appearing on their site.

And then critcising the argus for taking it's stories from on here...

 

[Kosh]

By taking the moral high ground, never admitting you're wrong, smoking the day away, reading the Independent and still getting irritated, singing the virtues of ritchie blackmore in virtually every post, penning homo erotic poetry of the sixth form vernacular and most importantly of all:

This:

Kosh

Then you will hath attained a status so far removed from "cool" as to result in a paradoxical relationship, in the form of a p a r o d y, beyond the wit of most.

Kosh

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Can't believe no-one's mentioned yet...

An absolute MUST;

20k+ post count.

 

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Pervert - Danny Seagull

I prefer the term "Love Machine".

 

[Icy Gull]

Er, I think that makes you a tosser rather than cool. Surely?

I think confusion has kicked in on this thread as too many of the uncool posters posting as if they themselves are cool?

 

[Questions]

what do you do if you are old and cant remembers peoples first name?

Normally, you get taken to an old peoples home and get given a tartan blanket to put across your knees.