[Misc] NSC Chess Club

[maffew]

Ha! He must get the prize plonker award!!

Well he hasnt accepted my friend request

Where's [MENTION=29364]Pickles[/MENTION] the Punk tonight anyway?

 

[5ways]

I just forced a stalemate in the best blitz game ever. Heres how it finished



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Those pieces are ollddd skoool.I can barely look at them! uke:

 

[maffew]

Those pieces are ollddd skoool.I can barely look at them! uke:

Which ones do you use?

 

[Gwylan]

How the hell did someone have five queens and two rooks and not win?

Is this a betting scam?

 

[maffew]

How the hell did someone have five queens and two rooks and not win?

Is this a betting scam?

Try mating someone with 5 or more queens, its more difficult than you think to not accidentally stalemate! He tried to prevent the stalemate on move 52 by moving his rook but then put the last pawn over and cut off the diagonal

 

[Gwylan]

Try mating someone with 5 or more queens, its more difficult than you think to not accidentally stalemate! He tried to prevent the stalemate on move 52 by moving his rook but then put the last pawn over and cut off the diagonal

There's an easy mate. He doesn't advance his pawn on move 54 but plays Qg4. Job done

 

[maffew]

There's an easy mate. He doesn't advance his pawn on move 54 but plays Qg4. Job done

I think your missing the point I think mate, he wasnt a shit player, he was trying not to checkmate me, just get as many queens as he could without a stalement, then check mate, hence advancing the last pawn. If he had played Qg4 he would have mated me indeed and there was probably a load of other squares which would have too. Good fun

 

[Gwylan]

I think your missing the point I think mate, he wasnt a shit player, he was trying not to checkmate me, just get as many queens as he could without a stalement, then check mate, hence advancing the last pawn. If he had played Qg4 he would have mated me indeed and there was probably a load of other squares which would have too. Good fun

Ah OK, whatever turned him on

Kudos to you though for forcing him to stalemate

 

[Triggaaar]

I think your missing the point I think mate, he wasnt a shit player, he was trying not to checkmate me, just get as many queens as he could without a stalement, then check mate, hence advancing the last pawn.

Weird.

 

[MrSnuggles]

I think your missing the point I think mate, he wasnt a shit player, he was trying not to checkmate me, just get as many queens as he could without a stalement, then check mate, hence advancing the last pawn. If he had played Qg4 he would have mated me indeed and there was probably a load of other squares which would have too. Good fun

Probably had a big ego trying to crush an opponent! Back fired spectacularly!! Ha

 

[Gwylan]

I can't see this Romanian game being fast moving, My opponent has only played two moves as white - if he's taking a day to make opening moves, we're going to be here for weeks.

Is this Romanian team a bunch of football supporters? Looking at their profile, they appear to be a bunch of Romanian nationalists,

 

[Giraffe]

I can't see this Romanian game being fast moving, My opponent has only played two moves as white - if he's taking a day to make opening moves, we're going to be here for weeks.

Is this Romanian team a bunch of football supporters? Looking at their profile, they appear to be a bunch of Romanian nationalists,

Agreed!

My opponent has just made two moves in a matter of minutes though. Perhaps they just wake up slowly?

 

[maffew]

I can't see this Romanian game being fast moving, My opponent has only played two moves as white - if he's taking a day to make opening moves, we're going to be here for weeks.

Is this Romanian team a bunch of football supporters? Looking at their profile, they appear to be a bunch of Romanian nationalists,

Yeah we are working on concurrent games, there is a thread on our forum which we will keep updated, awaiting to hear from Arsenal and Liverpool have replied to me, they are trying to muster up 16 <1500 players

This Romanian lot arent footy fans, St Pauli was the one challenged then something happened and this lot accepted.Snuggles thinks it was a bug but I think he was on the punk

And yeah this game is going to take a while, some are progressing nicely, others a move a day

 

[5ways]

How the hell did someone have five queens and two rooks and not win?

Is this a betting scam?

Standard Staughton set.

 

[Gwylan]

The Romanian has just made a move in a game; the thing is, I don't remember moving my piece at all! I must have been half asleep when I did it.

 

[maffew]

The Romanian has just made a move in a game; the thing is, I don't remember moving my piece at all! I must have been half asleep when I did it.

That bodes well

 

[Gwylan]

That bodes well

It was not that bad a move - it's just not one I'd have made if I'd been fully awake.

Need my wits about me now

 

[maffew]

New team Challenge accepted!

We are playing Liverpool <1800 starting 17th, everyone sign up who can, everyone who wants to play should be able to

Check your messages to join

Dinamo Zagreb must have heard of us as they declined a challenge!

 

[Giraffe]

New team Challenge accepted!

We are playing Liverpool <1800 starting 17th, everyone sign up who can, everyone who wants to play should be able to

Check your messages to join

Dinamo Zagreb must have heard of us as they declined a challenge!

Zagreb running scared!

 

[Gwylan]

Zagreb running scared!

"You just a small town in Belgrade, just a small town in Belgrade ..."